The face you make when you realise you’ve just insulted someone’s acne scars and then made them lipsync to Scar To Your Beautiful.
The runway this week was the tried-and-tested Denim runway – and this time everyone actually used denim!
I cannot believe they allowed her to win while wearing this bland AF outfit! Sure, she deep-throated innumerable hotdogs to get a good take but guys, she was standing next to Denim Gimp-Jimbo while looking like the losing outfit in a Project Runway challenge in which they had to design a performance outfit for an irrelevant popstar! Her makeup is lowkey the best on the show though, so she at least has that.
This would have been fine if it was a sewing challenge in which they had just a few hours to make an outfit out of secondhand denim garments but as is, it’s just a little messy and doesn’t quite gel together – it looks like a panic attack.
It’s a perfectly serviceable outfit that I think would have benefited hugely from some more exaggerated accessories and some embellishments – 3 safety aint gonna hack it Priyanka.
Ok, we’re gonna talk about it – JBC’s comments were weird, what was particularly harsh was the specification that she should use FULL COVERAGE foundation, like dude, twist the knife why don’t you. And I think with body issues being such a prevalent issue within the audiences that watch this, I think it did the show a disservice and I think Ilona deserved better than to be treated like that – especially as the outfit is a resounding Fine.
This is absolutely the best Scarlett has looked all season – the hair, the makeup, the silhouette – it’s all so divinely 80s.
I lowkey thought this was pretty fucking fantastic – I could see this on Eurovision, give it a wind machine, some dry ice and you’ve got yourself a Scandinavian rock balladeer.
Jimbo really just came into this competition saying “I’m going to have the best look every week” huh? I mean, it helps that she works in film and television and has access to a long list of theatrical costume designers but shit is she slaying. I am still trying to process JBC saying “Welcome to the competition, Jimbo” after she won Snatch Game and placed high in both the first two episodes – she literally has the second best track record of the season – and don’t get me started on Rita being the front runner.
Have you been injured in an accident that wasn’t you fautl?