Celebrity MasterChef 2026, Episode 12: Evil Chris Packham

All three of them should’ve been in neck braces from the velocity of these head turns.

How much time will you pay to read this recap?

Sure it is, buddy.

What are you the T-rex of?

Please remember to cut ALL of the rings of your 6 pack holder.

Justice for brown leather, apparently!

Ma’am, you have to be at least this tall to ride the industrial kitchen pakora mixer.

May contain salt.

Giorgio Locatelli is a perfect TV character.

The Team Challenge claims another person’s last nerve.

You either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain.

Recap friend!

Me when I walk into the kitchen and someone’s doing the washing up.

My favourite piece of British literature is local bus stop graffiti.

Scientists have pondered for decades.

How do you shake your vinaigrette?

Alas poor Yor-whisk!

Who amongst hasn’t rummaged through the bin for a churro?

The man was too stunned to speak.

I can hold a waffle sandwich while I recap.

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