MasterChef: The Professionals 2026, Episode 4: Passive Aggressive Jus

New vocal tic just dropped.

Conquer me with gnocchi, please.

My gran reads these so I best not say what I was going to say.

How dangerous can one pot be, Michael?

I will always applaud the rarely sighted emotional manipulation gambit.

Back to your regularly scheduled Doing Awful Things To Eggs programming.

My favourite movie is Sel-mento.

I think I went to school with a Sole Veronique?

I have never seen anyone less convinced by a vibe.

How long could it possibly take to dig a hole?

The recap could just be this one image.

More like TERRORcotta, am I right?

Certainly not before 9pm!

Would you consider donating to my Donkey Sanctuary That’s Definitely Not A Money Laundering Scheme?

So, how’s 2026 treating you?

How’s your Javan head?

10/10 herpetologists would not recommend.

The puzzle jug really fell out of favour after we invented the straw, huh?

Every year since 2019.

How do you think my None Pizza, Left Beef bookend would’ve gone down?

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