MasterChef: The Professionals 2026, Episode 6: Lipstick on a Big Mac

always praying on his enemies’ downfalls.

I sincerely apologise to the Monica Clock for how late this is.

Always how your email finds me.

Who amongst us hasn’t drowned a pancake?

New vocal tic just dropped.

Conquer me with gnocchi, please.

My gran reads these so I best not say what I was going to say.

How dangerous can one pot be, Michael?

I will always applaud the rarely sighted emotional manipulation gambit.

Back to your regularly scheduled Doing Awful Things To Eggs programming.

My favourite movie is Sel-mento.

I think I went to school with a Sole Veronique?

I have never seen anyone less convinced by a vibe.

How long could it possibly take to dig a hole?

The recap could just be this one image.

More like TERRORcotta, am I right?

Certainly not before 9pm!

Would you consider donating to my Donkey Sanctuary That’s Definitely Not A Money Laundering Scheme?

So, how’s 2026 treating you?

How’s your Javan head?

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