Strictly 2026, Movie Week: Ten Gallon Pinocchio
Nothing but respect for *my* Queen.
Never ask a man his salary, a woman her age or Shirley Ballas where she keeps the Little Shoes.
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Strictly 2026, Week 1: RuPaul’s House of the Dragon Race
And wardrobe never saw this coat ever again.
Welcome to the Soft Reboot, we’ve got fun and more nipples that you probably anticipated!
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Me when every pop song in the 2010s had a terrible rap feature halfway through.
If Danni has a million fans, I am one of them. If Danni has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Danni, then I am against the world.
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Celebrity MasterChef 2026, Episode 13: Crossing The Anecdotal Streams
That checks out.
Does anyone have access to the Joe Pasquale Costa Rican Prison Experiment footage?
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Celebrity MasterChef 2026, Episode 12: Evil Chris Packham
All three of them should’ve been in neck braces from the velocity of these head turns.
How much time will you pay to read this recap?
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Sewing Bee 2026, Episode 9: Avalanche! In The Haberdashery
Please remember to cut ALL of the rings of your 6 pack holder.
Justice for brown leather, apparently!
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