MasterChef 2026, Episode 12: Scurvy Hamish

The MasterChef studio has been put in lockdown.

So close, that is a shape!

It took me far too long to work out he was talking about blushing.

[FIRE ALARM BLARES]

Exactly the face I pulled for a good third of this episode.

No egg is safe.

We’ve gone on holiday by mistake!

I could do with one of Antos’s patronising pats right now.

Anna is listening, listening like the sun in the sky!

Content Warning: Distressing Eggs!

Certainly one of the more novel dishes anyone has served this series.

Blankets up, tongues out.

The reboot I crave.

Send nood(le)s.

You can pinpoint the precise moment she realised she’d made a terrible choice.

This one’s for the feeders.

That Sim on a different floor while you were in the elevator prior to the patch notes on November 30, 2010.

I am patiently waiting for the dessert called I Have No Mouth, and I Must Ice Cream.

The women were too stunned to speak.

Right in front of my salad?

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