Celebrity MasterChef 2026, Episode 12: Evil Chris Packham

All three of them should’ve been in neck braces from the velocity of these head turns.
How much time will you pay to read this recap?
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Sewing Bee 2026, Episode 9: Avalanche! In The Haberdashery

Please remember to cut ALL of the rings of your 6 pack holder.
Justice for brown leather, apparently!
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2026, Episode 10: Britain’s Next Top Gondolier

Ma’am, you have to be at least this tall to ride the industrial kitchen pakora mixer.
May contain salt.
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2026, Episode 9: Knob Chatter Sidebar

Giorgio Locatelli is a perfect TV character.
The Team Challenge claims another person’s last nerve.
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Sewing Bee 2026, Episode 8: Lovely Slubs, Beautiful Slubs

Me when I walk into the kitchen and someone’s doing the washing up.
My favourite piece of British literature is local bus stop graffiti.
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