Pottery Throwdown 2026, Episode 4: Selachian Size Queen

So, how’s 2026 treating you?

How’s your Javan head?

10/10 herpetologists would not recommend.

The puzzle jug really fell out of favour after we invented the straw, huh?

Every year since 2019.

How do you think my None Pizza, Left Beef bookend would’ve gone down?

I will protect Whitney and his facial expressions at all costs.

I now pronounce you, Robot and Wife.

FLECKERL!

That’s one way to win the show, I guess.

Get your Bavarian stocking cap on, we’ve got a recap to read.

Lord, in 2026, grant me even half the success of Ginger Johnson.

Category is: Horrible Little Legs!

I have never seen anyone this desperate to leave a competition in my life. And I’ve watched Game Of Wool.

What’s the square root of a carrot anyway?

Same, babe.

I’ll tell you where you can stick those 2kg balls of wool…

This is how I write the recaps.

We call this fashionably late.

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