Celebrity MasterChef 2023, THE FINAL: Cate Blanchett’s Syrup Content

Nothing but respect for my Thumbnail King.
And thus ends the incumbency of the Anti-sauce Agenda.
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2023, Episode 17: Mad Lads Masterpiece

The subtitlers have had enough of looking up Italian opera lyrics.
How many cakes can we set on fire?
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2023, Episode 16: The World’s Fleshiest Skeleton

Max George Grills Vegetables (EMOTIONAL, NOT CLICKBAIT!”
We will never escape men whose entire personalities are just fire.
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2023, Episode 15: Gwyneth Paltrow Prison Experience

We’ll see if Eau de Foie Gras catches on.
Buckle your seatbelts, we’re in for some turbulence.
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2023, Episode 14: War of Deep-fried Taxonomy
Celebrity MasterChef 2023, Episode 13: Apathy Tart
Celebrity MasterChef 2023, Episode 12: Inquisitive Turtle Mode
Celebrity MasterChef 2023, Episode 11: Bamboozled Wizard
Celebrity MasterChef 2023, Episode 10: Vitruvian Potato

10 out of 10 therapists would not reccomend.
I did not get the memo about the change of schedule.
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