Pottery Throwdown 2026, Episode 3: Sir John Barleycorn’s Twink Death

10/10 herpetologists would not recommend.
The puzzle jug really fell out of favour after we invented the straw, huh?
Read MorePottery Throwdown 2026, Episode 2: Abstracted Bovoid

Every year since 2019.
How do you think my None Pizza, Left Beef bookend would’ve gone down?
Read MorePottery Throwdown 2026, Episode 1: Least Favourite Rabbit
Strictly 2025, THE FINAL: Equal Opportunity Thigh Objectification
Game of Wool 2025, THE FINAL: Robin Hood’s Drag Brunch

That’s one way to win the show, I guess.
Get your Bavarian stocking cap on, we’ve got a recap to read.
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2025, THE FINAL: The Titular Thing

Lord, in 2026, grant me even half the success of Ginger Johnson.
Category is: Horrible Little Legs!
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2025, Episode 14: Miserable Parkin

I have never seen anyone this desperate to leave a competition in my life. And I’ve watched Game Of Wool.
What’s the square root of a carrot anyway?
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