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Australia’s Got Talent certainly has some alternative acts.
If this episode accomplished anything, it at least managed to rid me of the earworm that was Bing Bang Bong. Now I just spontaneously sing “Queens, Down Under!” like Jesy Nelson’s doing her Jamaican accent.
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I too would like some sage advice from a woman sitting in a shopping trolley, please.
I would like to congratulate everyone for making it through an entire social media themed episode without once mentioning the word “Hashtag”. It’s what we call GROWTH.
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Does anything sum up The Great British Sewing Bee better than a man crouched on the floor amongst the wreckage of a child sized mannequin and a mermaid costume?
It’s Children’s Week which means fun fabrics, an insane fancy dress challenge and really fiddly little pockets!
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I can almost feel this show being pushed to the 9pm slot for its second series.
If they’ve brought out the diamonds for the semi-finals, I can’t imagine what the final is going to involve. BRING ON THE HUMAN TEETH NECKLACES!
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Hang this picture of Coco Jumbo as Sailor Moon Lizzo Holding up the Word Bussy in The Louvre!
It’s episode 2, there’s 9 queens who barely know one another so it’s the perfect time for Snatch Game, right? Wrong.
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Is it possible to buy shares in Dolli’s inner corner highlight?
Have you ever wondered what Princess Margaret would look like if you pan-fried her for 15 minutes? Well good luck, because you’re about to find out.
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The Great British Homemade Necklace Off isn’t going great.
It’s International Week which is the closest most of us have been to going abroad for over a year now. So enjoy the sunny climes of The French Navy, that sarong you wore in Majorca and Frida Kahlo’s Back Catalogue.
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Fun Fact: this is the most expensive bowl of cereal to have ever been sold.
It’s Gold Week which means Katherine Ryan gets to finally use that gold digger joke she’s been sitting on ever since she got cast as the host.
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Well, she got the Quote of the Season if nothing else.
We’re fresh off the boat of Drag Race Season 13 and like Hell were they going to give us any breathing space. So open wide because RuPaul has been practicing his terrible Aussie puns for MONTHS now.
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Welcome to the first episode of Britain’s Next Top Cat Burglar.
Have you ever wondered how irrationally angered you can be by 1 singular sequin? Get ready to find out.
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