MasterChef: The Professionals 2026, Episode 2: Tart of a Thousand Sins

My favourite movie is Sel-mento.

I think I went to school with a Sole Veronique?

I have never seen anyone less convinced by a vibe.

How long could it possibly take to dig a hole?

The recap could just be this one image.

More like TERRORcotta, am I right?

Certainly not before 9pm!

Would you consider donating to my Donkey Sanctuary That’s Definitely Not A Money Laundering Scheme?

So, how’s 2026 treating you?

How’s your Javan head?

10/10 herpetologists would not recommend.

The puzzle jug really fell out of favour after we invented the straw, huh?

Every year since 2019.

How do you think my None Pizza, Left Beef bookend would’ve gone down?

I will protect Whitney and his facial expressions at all costs.

I now pronounce you, Robot and Wife.

FLECKERL!

That’s one way to win the show, I guess.

Get your Bavarian stocking cap on, we’ve got a recap to read.

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