MasterChef 2026, Episode 1: Lofty Epidermic Heights

He’s cooking an egg for the very first time, ah-hmm!

Day 1: No sign of the clock.

Me trying to put the microwave clock forward.

Completionist run!

An afternoon of flower picking in The Dolomites is what my soul needs more than ever.

This episode could’ve been a very Italian email.

Mum, I frew up.

The chefs that waft together, stay together.

Well, she never claimed to be the Oracle of Delphi.

Let’s go stand on the shore of the nearest Loch and scream.

It’s been a while since Monica Galetti looked directly to camera with mild disappointment.

*fires up the Blog Fav funeral dirge*

And that was a threat.

Eyes on the prize, lads.

Maybe this time I’ll get a recap out on time. (she did not)

This recap is made out of leftover short rib.

Yeah, he’s called Mr. Tesco and he does great!

I’ve popped back up eventually!

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see.

Every time you thought this episode was about to conclude, another chef popped into existence.

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