Strictly Come Dancing 2021, The Launch Show: A Protestation of Heterosexuality

TessBot, available for all your babysitting needs!

Get your sparkliest frocks or your glitziest shirts because it’s back and it’s as slightly bloated as ever! It’s a beautiful thing, truly.

Truly, Kadeena won the moment she donned that navy blue lipstick.

After 6 weeks and many, many culinary highlights and… lowlights… we find out who our Celebrity MasterChef 2021 Champion will be.

Even though I did the full recaps, I still can’t help but be a sucker for tradition and do a full run down of the worst dishes seen on this series of Celebrity MasterChef from mere disasters of presentation to truly abominable flavour combinations.

This is now a Head Chef Nick fan blog.

It’s Finale Eve and we just have to make it through one last Professional Chef PR Stunt and some near miss poultry disasters before we can find out who the contenders for Celebrity MasterChef Champion 2021 ARE!

Peter Andre has a name!

It’s finals week and before we whittle down the numbers further they have to tackle pies and are forcibly made to make desserts!

Well, The MasterChef Creche Chamber is certainly working out well.

Semi-final Week comes to a close and it is a great sadness that we’ll never know what Bez would have served a trio of renowned restaurant critics.

Apologies to Megan McKenna, I didn’t have a use for this screenshot so, cover image it is!

We Call this episode The HELP! We’re Kind Of Running Out Of Covid Safe Possibilities Episode. Also, remember parties?

And thus The Su Pollard MasterChef Experience was perfectly captured in a single screenshot.

I cannot believe that in the year of our lord 2021 someone got eliminated from MasterChef over a sandwich. Although, it was a broccoli sandwich.

If the Mini Challenge gave us nothing else, it at least gave us this screenshot.

It’s the family resemblance challenge so everyone has to be super nice – we don’t want to make someone’s mother cry again. Baga…

I for one welcome our new robot overlord.

It’s finally here! This would have all gone up sooner but the BBC is incapable of keeping MasterChef on a regular schedule, so I apologise for that. Blame Tim Davie. (For this, and many other things.)