Pottery Throwdown 2026, Episode 9: A Lousy Sainthood

She’s more of a Tomato Figurehead, really.

I started reading about pet eels in Ancient Rome and suddenly it was Wednesday.

Monica’s going up in the ranks.

We legally cannot say the slogan.

POLLY SMASH!

There is no halibut left in Britain.

I admire a man that has the awareness to add that “so far”

If I give you the ingredients, do you promise to make an Italian Meringue this time?

and this is why you don’t swallow chewing gum.

This recap is covered in marmite and my mother’s hair.

always praying on his enemies’ downfalls.

I sincerely apologise to the Monica Clock for how late this is.

Always how your email finds me.

Who amongst us hasn’t drowned a pancake?

New vocal tic just dropped.

Conquer me with gnocchi, please.

My gran reads these so I best not say what I was going to say.

How dangerous can one pot be, Michael?

I will always applaud the rarely sighted emotional manipulation gambit.

Back to your regularly scheduled Doing Awful Things To Eggs programming.

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