Pottery Throwdown 2026, THE FINAL: Nappyscape of the Abode

Ah, The Great Pottery Prison Experiment.

Anything can be a brooch if you try hard enough.

I’m not sure what he thought the judging criteria was.

Are you ready to mince?

I’ve honestly never been more baffled by a plate of food in my life.

Time to play Hide The Peas!

This better not awaken anything in me.

It was a very relaxed chicken.

She’s more of a Tomato Figurehead, really.

I started reading about pet eels in Ancient Rome and suddenly it was Wednesday.

Monica’s going up in the ranks.

We legally cannot say the slogan.

POLLY SMASH!

There is no halibut left in Britain.

I admire a man that has the awareness to add that “so far”

If I give you the ingredients, do you promise to make an Italian Meringue this time?

and this is why you don’t swallow chewing gum.

This recap is covered in marmite and my mother’s hair.

always praying on his enemies’ downfalls.

I sincerely apologise to the Monica Clock for how late this is.

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