Strictly 2022, Week 2, Results Show: Apostles of Kink
*Record scratch* *Freeze frame* “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation…”
It’s called fashion, sweaty. Look it up.
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Strictly 2022, Week 2, Main Show: Medium Sized Carrot Cake
Matt Goss is living my dream – dancing with Nadiya, wearing nice hats, eating entire cakes by himself while wearing nice hats.
I apologise for the amount of thrusting in this recap.
Read MoreStrictly 2022, It Takes Two, Week 1: Gravity Averse Core
All That Glitters, Series 2, The Final: Gender Neutral Oil Rig
How did they get ahold of my Shirley Ballas Shrine?
I hope having Shirley Ballas on All That Glitters means Motsi Mabuse might show up on Sewing Bee for a custom gown.
Read MoreBake Off 2022, Bread Week: Bread Fleece
The first contender for the Christmas No. 1 has emerged.
Wanna see 8 people turning making pizzas into a Herculean feat? It could only be Bread Week.
Read MoreStrictly 2022, Week 1, Main Show: Medium Sized Glue Factory
All That Glitters, Series 2, Episode 5: Seafaring K-pop Idol
Celebrity MasterChef 2022, The Final: Rarely Sighted Erect Prawn
Very much me managing to get a recap out by 10am. There’s a backlog, I am aware.
It’s the final and sadly my write-in ballot for Kitty Scott-Claus was not taken seriously.
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