Pottery Throwdown 2022, Episode 3: Ironic Banter Feedback Loop

For a show so wholesome, it does occasionally lean into SEVERELY threatening territory.

In this week’s episode we ponder “When is a Bottle Kiln a vase?” and “When is a cat inanimate?”.

There’s places to be, Emmys to win.

A second premier and a second talent show with the show inching ever closer to just outlawing lipsyncs like they outlawed impersonations of other Drag Queens on Snatch Game.

What? Kids like a random assortment of sinisterly floating body parts.

Apologies this is a day late, I came down with a fever yesterday and I’m almost entirely sure that it was a cursed laid upon me by Wiffy The Wizard.

Now it’s a party.

In this week’s episode Pet Wars heats up and we ponder “What came first: the ceramic chicken or the ceramic egg?”

But can we talk about how nice the bathtub they got Willow was?

It’s back and this time we’re wasting not time in getting to an elimination – apparently mercilessly bullying the social media manager for a year gets results.

Images that precede unfortunate events.

It’s quite impressive that they managed to take 16 candidates for The Apprentice on a cruise ship and it not result in anyone wearing a captain’s hat at any point.

I for one salute our new pottery overlords.

It’s back, so pour yourself a nice ceramic bottle of milk, sit back and let’s pretend like I know what I’m talking about!

Paint me like one of your French turkeys.

I hadn’t initially intended to recap the festive MasterChef specials but then Oti Mabuse showed up and Su Pollard did something awful to fruit and I truly had no choice.

WHO. MADE. THE. BOAT?

Well, we did it guys. We’ve made it to the final and I’ve still got most of my fingerprints in tact. 3 more years of this and I’ll be an unstoppable cat burglar!