Celebrity MasterChef 2026, Episode 5: Pity Mince

The man was too stunned to speak.

I can hold a waffle sandwich while I recap.

Close enough, welcome back The Saturdays.

We’re all fighting for History Bit supremacy.

Ganymede Abducted by the Eagle (Antonio da Correggio, c. 1531–1532. Oil on canvas.)

“The new Team Challenge format will encourage team work and rapport building”

Inside of you are two MasterChef contestants. They’re both having a horrible time!

There’s always Only Fans for that.

OK, Let’s Go!

He is my son.

Hi, it’s me Your Friendly Neighbourhood Cat Girl, clocking in for duty!

We’re hosting Celebrity MasterChef by mistake!

Welcome to the grand opening of The MasterChef Egg Drawer!

We’re turning the Team Challenges off IMMEDIATELY.

What *do* men like?

I’m going to miss Lewis’s Transformation Challenge Face most of all.

Women do be wanting hoods.

Lewis picking up the turquoise trim is this blog’s equivalent of Arthur removing the sword from the stone.

How much could one packet of beads cost, Michael? Fifteen dollars?

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