Strictly 2022, Musicals Week, Main Show: The Uncanny Cat Moon
Well, we’ve all had this dream.
Welcome to Musicals Week where the boots aren’t the only things that are kinky.
Read MoreMasterChef: The Professionals 2022, Episode 15: Obligatory Pigeon Duty
I hope everyone gets 5 sessions of complementary therapy after the show.
The future is crab.
Read MoreMasterChef: The Professionals 2022, Episode 14: Luxury Pork Nanny
MasterChef: The Professionals 2022, Episode 13: Rhubarb Gambit
Nobody looks more upset than Gregg Wallace hearing that a dessert might not be ready in time.
I wish I had a favourite Watercress Farm.
Read MoreStrictly 2022, Week 10, Results Show: Omnipotent DJ in the Sky
Welcome to the Strictly Come Dancing Complaints Hotline, how may I help you?
Angst! Woe! Cappuccino!
Read MoreStrictly 2022, Week 10, Main Show: A Gobbet of Jive Flesh
MasterChef: The Professionals 2022, Episode 12: The Greggorian Scale
Neither Leyla nor Jimi bought Jay’s attempt to cover up his fart.
Theres has never met a single dish she wouldn’t set ablaze.
Read MoreMasterChef: The Professionals 2022, Episode 11: The Other Flowers
And for my next trick, I’m going to make this entire dessert disappear!
The sweet scent of garlicky sabotage!
Read MoreMasterChef: The Professionals 2022, Episode 10: Vague Thai Bingo
Strictly Come Dancing 2022, Blackpool Week, Results Show: Existential Freight Train
Huh, the Blackpool Tower Ballroom is a lot smaller than I expected.
I went to Blackpool and all I got was this cursed afro wig.
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