They paid good money for that overly large table in lockdown, they’re not about to get rid of it now!

I’m here to absolve your pineapple sins.

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Wow, tough crowd.

Sadly, we’ll never find out what Han and Chewie had for breakfast.

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Intense Embarrassing Parents Energy.

Stuffing a carrot is the first sign of madness.

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I hope everyone gets 5 sessions of complementary therapy after the show.

The future is crab.

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I shall never know peace until I have the answer.

Content Warning: Clingfilm.

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Nobody looks more upset than Gregg Wallace hearing that a dessert might not be ready in time.

I wish I had a favourite Watercress Farm.

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Neither Leyla nor Jimi bought Jay’s attempt to cover up his fart.

Theres has never met a single dish she wouldn’t set ablaze.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to make this entire dessert disappear!

The sweet scent of garlicky sabotage!

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Marcus Wareing just really wants you to know he has blue eyes.

50 Shades of Green.

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This won’t hurt a bit.

Bring me the lobsters!

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