And they all lived happily ever after.

What shall we do with a drunken scallop?

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Me everytime someone on this show makes a dessert.

Welcome to MasterChef Catch-up Weekend!

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By democratic vote, this is Right Said Fred now.

Turkey, are we still good?

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That’s how I describe myself at parties.

Burn the witch!

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‘Allo ‘Allo zis is Nighthawk.

This recap is kiki.

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I’ve never felt more unsafe.

Somebody please just pull the snail trigger.

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Oh, I know a guy that can arrange that.

Welcome to the Tacossaince.

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She’s back and she’s face-ier than ever.

Draw me like one of your MasterChef judges.

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A tablespoon for the pot, a serving spoon for chef.

Warning, this recap reaches 300-degree hot takes.

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An admiral attempt to apply the Ames Illusion to Jack.

Well, that prayer circle didn’t work.

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