FINALLY. Some Tall Girl representation.

Cheese Gromit!

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I’ll fight you on that.

Is everyone having a competition to see who can plate up the fewest things on a plate?

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This is my favourite renaissance painting.

This recap is somehow not free of CATS (2019) content.

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Sir, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

What could be more nourishing than a big bowl of piping hot gravy?

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He’ll always be perfect to me.

Why is nobody talking about the rice feel?

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Up next on MasterChef: The Insurance Fraud Special!

And thus begins my Incredibly Personal Grudge of the Series.

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American Pie (1999, Paul Weitz.)

What is a pie anymore?

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I had nowhere else to put Cursed Green-tongue John Torode so he had to be the clickbait title card.

Seafood Scone, anyone? No? You sure?

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Sir, just go to Hot Yoga.

This recap is made out of hand-sculpted meringue.

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Pour one out for an icon.

Lunch Lady Doris did nothing wrong!

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