Category is: Deckchair Realness.

Welcome to the Fauxnaly of RuPaul’s Decision Avoidancy Race.

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Daya could fit a whole Jorgeous in the space between her head and her cap.

We’re back to our regular schedule, both in terms of publishing this recap and eliminating queens.

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I’ll take whatever clickbait-y looking header imagine I can get.

I’m really sorry this got so delayed, blame the BBC for scheduling MasterChef by using a blindfold and a dartboard.

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My name is Michelle Visage, and I am probably the greatest detective in the world.

From not being able to eliminate anyone because they were all too good to not being able to choose who to eliminate because everyone was so incredibly bad. It is the season that shall never end.

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Jasmine Kennedie, off key even in writing.

Tonight we turn back the clocks to one of 4 decades that RuPaul cares about!

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Welcome to Kerri Colby’s Trans Affirmation Race.

Hold onto your moustaches, it’s a… windy ride.

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Dr. Morphosis will see you now.

Welcome to RuPaul’s Next Top Saw Trap where the only victim is Daya Betty!

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Me opening the door to my Deliveroo rider.

Queens come back, queens leave, such is the eternal tide of Drag Race.

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And yet it’s still a more correct display of mask wearing than 50% of the people in Tesco on a Saturday morning.

What with not having 42 looks to talk about, I’ve actually managed to get this out on time!

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Sadly the unofficial 15th queen had a very short-lived run on the show.

It’s The Ball Episode which means this did have to take 3 days to write as I had to find enough different ways to describe various white, red or leopard print outfits.

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