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Australia’s Got Talent certainly has some alternative acts.
If this episode accomplished anything, it at least managed to rid me of the earworm that was Bing Bang Bong. Now I just spontaneously sing “Queens, Down Under!” like Jesy Nelson’s doing her Jamaican accent.
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Hang this picture of Coco Jumbo as Sailor Moon Lizzo Holding up the Word Bussy in The Louvre!
It’s episode 2, there’s 9 queens who barely know one another so it’s the perfect time for Snatch Game, right? Wrong.
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Well, she got the Quote of the Season if nothing else.
We’re fresh off the boat of Drag Race Season 13 and like Hell were they going to give us any breathing space. So open wide because RuPaul has been practicing his terrible Aussie puns for MONTHS now.
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I just love how much this looks like a weird funeral photoshoot that America’s Next Top Model would have done.
After nearly five (5) months we’ve finally reached the finale. God I hope they play Season 14 like a speed run.
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Here we see my sleep paralysis demon psyching themselves up for a good night of haunting.
Is everyone ready for a Faux Finale? Because that’s what a season that started in January needs, another episode with no eliminations.
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I am willing to bet my entire life savings that Olivia Lux is a middle child.
Oh look, I eventually got the recap up! I’m sorry, I got very ill after having a massive trash take away on Saturday night. LIVING THE GOOD LIFE.
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I think that’s a pretty good visual summation of this episode from start to finish.
It’s the roast episode and how will everyone fair after we sent home The Comedy Queen of New Yawk? Well according to her version of the roast that she posted to YouTube, better.
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Everyone’s coming for Sister Sister’s look these days!
This week on Drag Race the show truly confirms that “What is Brand may never die”. Unless it’s orange, yellow and red.
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How many drag queens does it take to change a fluorescent lightbulb?
It’s final and for the first time in Drag Race Herstory a sound mixer must lipsync for their life.
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Symone dressed The Cat in the Hat BUT FASHION! being given a tour of Utica’s fetish gear is Peak Drag Race.
With the UK series successfully dodging the makeover episode I had some hopes for the American version doing the same but alas, they’ve found a work around.
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