Author: Ariadne
Pottery Throwdown 2023, Episode 4: Wrist Action Sensei
May the Hat Gods be ever in your favour.
Derek is the main character this year and nobody can convince me otherwise.
Read MoreThe Apprentice 2023, Episode 4: Beleaguered Basketier
What happens in Brighton, stays in Brighton.
Welcome to the stage, Miss Sahara Desert Rose!
Read MorePottery Throwdown 2023, Episode 3: Angular Booby Bones
The Apprentice 2023, Week 3: Fricative Tennis
Welcome to the end times, we have no fun and no games.
Who needs hands when you’ve got friends like these?
Read MorePottery Throwdown 2023, Episode 2: Nature’s Pregnancy Test
The Apprentice 2023, Week 2: Generic Meat-flavoured Meat
It’s called fashion sweaty, look it up.
This episode was the worst thing to happen to Dinosaurs since Chris Pratt.
Read MorePottery Throwdown 2023, Episode 1: Potentially Divorced Mammoths
The Apprentice 2023, Week 1: Admiral Not-Jesy Nelson
He’s back and he’s smashing the 4th wall.
The Antigua Tourism Board would like you to know that they’re not all like this.
Read MoreStrictly Come Dancing 2022, THE FINAL: Horndog Test
At this point we’re just going to have to release a Strictly line at Schuh.
How much choice can a couple choose if a couple chooses couple’s choice.
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