MasterChef: The Professionals 2021, Episode 12: The Full Hannibal Hog
It’s sophisticated gravy drinking because his pinky is out.
It’s the last of our semi-finals and seemingly a race to see who can annoy Jay Rayner the most!
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MasterChef: The Professionals 2021, Episode 11: The Mere Ethos of Cream
Gotta love a niche insult.
It’s the final heat and Marcus Wareing has clearly run out of dish ideas for the Skills Test and is only embracing chaos.
Read MoreDrag Race UK, Series 3, Episode 10: The Yuletide Murder Unicorn
Find someone that looks at you the way Anubis looks at a Dusty Springfield lipsync.
Welcome to the finale, we’ve got fun and reindeer games!
Read MoreMasterChef: The Professionals 2021, Episode 10: The Slow Mince Quagmire
Well, I found this week’s potential arsonist.
I must once again warn you about Bad Egg Gifs before going in to this recap.
Read MoreStrictly 2021 – Week 10, Results Show: The Tie-dye Ghost That Haunts a Roller Rink
Find someone that looks at you the way that Nadiya looks at a free ticket to the semi-finals.
If you thought the scoring in Week 10 was chaotic, Nikita would like you to think again.
Read MoreStrictly 2021 – Week 10, Main Show: A Slowly Unfurling Spring Roll
Strictly Come Grade 1 Piano was much more Dan Walker’s speed.
Welcome to Week 10, where everyone is still recovering from the strange high of Musicals Week making for some erratic scoring and strange background shenanigans – Neil wasn’t getting enough attention, obviously.
Read MoreMasterChef: The Professionals 2021, Episode 9: There Is No Sole In Brixton
OOH MATRON!
This quarter-final has it all: Colour! Magic! Souffles! Monica Galetti on the verge of fighting a man!
Read MoreMasterChef: The Professionals 2021, Episode 8: Customary Allium Funeral Rite
Marcus has had the new Adele album on replay all week.
Haven’t you heard? Spoons are the new fish slices.
Read MoreBake Off 2021, The Final: Seasick Walnut Whip
You know what they say, “A watched oven never heats up.”
Welcome to the final we’ve got fun AND SO MUCH ITALIAN STRESS.
Read MoreMasterChef: The Professionals 2021, Episode 7: Sacrificial Yolk Sampler
It was a mistake to let Hannibal Lecter on the show.
The following recap contains stomach churning egg content, reader discretion is advised.
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