Glow Up, Series 4, Episode 3: The World’s Smuggest Gecko
Any amount of hair tends to amaze Dom.
A week of special effects makeup so we’re off to do battle with Doctor Who aliens and meet all of your favourite C-tier X-men mutants!
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Sewing Bee 2022, Episode 5: Sans A Mouthful of Dennis Quaid
Sewing Bee, now with added Omega 3!
It’s Children’s Week and the grand tradition of unhinged fancy dress continues – may it’s torch burn ever bright.
Read MoreDrag Race: All Stars 7, Episode 1: An Occult Duck
I too was a big fan of the Big Brother UK logo in 2007.
We finally got our All Winners season, and there’s no eliminations so it’s free rein baby!
Read MoreGlow Up, Series 4, Episode 2: Primordial Elizabeth Bennet
Teeth (2008, Mitchell Lichtenstein.)
Get in loser, we’re going to run away and join the circus.
Read MoreSewing Bee 2022, Episode 4: Self-imposed Titanic Situation
The first draft of Esme’s autobiography was a little racy.
Have you ever wondered how many coats have to die for a single Spice Girls joke? Well, now we know.
Read MoreEurovision 2022, Part 2: Guppy in a Shark Tank
Eurovision 2022, Part 1: Origami Insane Asylum
The Birth of Venus (Sandro Botticelli, 1485–1486)
I know I said somewhere I wasn’t going to recap Eurovision but guess what? I lied.
Read MoreGlow Up, Series 4, Episode 1: Chameleon Deathmask
Stay in school kids!
It’s back and it’s creating reality TV gold dust, and that’s just Rachel and her glitter.
Read MoreSewing Bee 2022, Episode 3: Self-flagellating Spaghetti Fingers
Layering, it’s very in right now!
I’m not sure we can call it Summer Week if the presenter hasn’t had to do something awful with a Mr. Whippy.
Read MoreDrag Race Espana, Season 2, Episode 7: A Fashion Recap
Everyone else going buckwild for Marina’s lipsync and Juriji just taking a pretend phone call? I love her so much.
A perfect Pre-Eurovision episode!
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