That cake you left out in the rain has come back to haunt you.Read More
You either die a hero or you live long enough to become the villain.
Sadly it didn’t turn out that Music Week would involve turning a tuba into a piece of women’s formal wear.Read More
These are the only facial expressions I pull during this show.
Ah yes, my favourite show: Professional Pastry Chefs Going Insane For 1 Hour.Read More
Me being an absolute menace in any and every PE class going.
At last, a Drag Race Ball Challenge that doesn’t involve a minimum of 36 looks!Read More
You can spot the precise moment that Stacey Solomon stopped having fun after seeing two Showpieces collapse.
Finally, Channel 4 decided to do me a solid and actually put the episode online!Read More
The Creation of Adam (Michelangelo, c. 1512)
This week on The Drag Queen Make a Wish Foundation, Jinkx Monsoon gets to demolish Snatch Game.Read More
Any amount of hair tends to amaze Dom.
A week of special effects makeup so we’re off to do battle with Doctor Who aliens and meet all of your favourite C-tier X-men mutants!Read More
Sewing Bee, now with added Omega 3!
It’s Children’s Week and the grand tradition of unhinged fancy dress continues – may it’s torch burn ever bright.Read More
I too was a big fan of the Big Brother UK logo in 2007.
We finally got our All Winners season, and there’s no eliminations so it’s free rein baby!Read More
Teeth (2008, Mitchell Lichtenstein.)
Get in loser, we’re going to run away and join the circus.Read More