Sewing Bee 2022, Episode 6: A Deflated Pantomime Horse

You either die a hero or you live long enough to become the villain.
Sadly it didn’t turn out that Music Week would involve turning a tuba into a piece of women’s formal wear.
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, Episode 2: Geometric Soup

These are the only facial expressions I pull during this show.
Ah yes, my favourite show: Professional Pastry Chefs Going Insane For 1 Hour.
Read MoreDrag Race: All Stars 7, Episode 3: A Versace Cavewoman

Me being an absolute menace in any and every PE class going.
At last, a Drag Race Ball Challenge that doesn’t involve a minimum of 36 looks!
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, Episode 1: Busty Limbless Fairy

You can spot the precise moment that Stacey Solomon stopped having fun after seeing two Showpieces collapse.
Finally, Channel 4 decided to do me a solid and actually put the episode online!
Read MoreDrag Race: All Stars 7, Episode 2: Graffiti Tagged Sphynx Cat

The Creation of Adam (Michelangelo, c. 1512)
This week on The Drag Queen Make a Wish Foundation, Jinkx Monsoon gets to demolish Snatch Game.
Read MoreGlow Up, Series 4, Episode 3: The World’s Smuggest Gecko

Any amount of hair tends to amaze Dom.
A week of special effects makeup so we’re off to do battle with Doctor Who aliens and meet all of your favourite C-tier X-men mutants!
Read MoreSewing Bee 2022, Episode 5: Sans A Mouthful of Dennis Quaid

Sewing Bee, now with added Omega 3!
It’s Children’s Week and the grand tradition of unhinged fancy dress continues – may it’s torch burn ever bright.
Read MoreDrag Race: All Stars 7, Episode 1: An Occult Duck

I too was a big fan of the Big Brother UK logo in 2007.
We finally got our All Winners season, and there’s no eliminations so it’s free rein baby!
Read MoreGlow Up, Series 4, Episode 2: Primordial Elizabeth Bennet

Teeth (2008, Mitchell Lichtenstein.)
Get in loser, we’re going to run away and join the circus.
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