Bake Off: The Professionals, Series 4, Episode 10: String a Piece of Toblerone

Bake Off: The Cannibals is going well.

It’s the final and everyone is bringing the glitz, the glamour and the innate patisserie based peril that a series closer always needs!

I am formally founding The Carmen Farala’s Under-eye Sequin Appreciation Society.

And so one of the best seasons of Drag Race has to come to a close – there’s been great queens, good judges, fun challenges, the only thing lacking have been the subtitles as countless Spanish people have let me know. Blame WOW.

If Drag Race was only about the reaction memes, then it’s Ra’Jah O’Hara’s Drag Race now, baby!

Wanna see a group of witches turn 10 minutes in half an hour through stiff comedy alone? Then sit tight, we have quite the episode for you!

Well, they said if he went down to the woods today he was in for a big surprise.

If this episode gave us nothing else, it at least gave us the new popular party game: Hide The Jelly.

And thus, a supervillain is born.

Wanna see a theatre kid spiralling out for an hour? Well, we’ve got the perfect episode of television for you!

if anyone wanted to know what it would look like if you spliced the DNA of Moby and Elton John, consider that question answered.

There’s disco, roulades, black forest gateaux and potentially ill-advised leather jackets and yet somehow not once was this referred to as 70s Week.

I loved Lady Gaga’s Artpop era.

Well, it was inevitably that we’d have to face a makeover challenge and it’s pretty much as shenanigans filled as ever.

The Jaws reboot looks really good!

After a few episodes of what seemed like mostly sensible judging, it was about time that we returned to our normal schedule of Judging For The Sake of the Narrative. Also, there be sharks in these waters.

That feeling when you’re not a cat person and the cat makes a beeline for your lap.

Do you want to know what a pithivier and fudge have in common? Well too bad, you’re going to go to your grave wondering because apparently we’ve given up on themed weeks.

As someone who had their fringe grow out during Lockdown, Dovima’s roast felt like a personal attack against me.

Another great week for Drag Race España with a not toe-curlingly awful roast challenge despite a puppet mini challenge that forced me to have a 20 minute nap because Sagittaria and Dovima bombed in it so hard.