Strictly 2025, Semi-final Exit Poll Results:

Waiter! There’s a man in my soup!

“You BETTER be voting for me.”

Why can’t I hold all these parsnips?

This is not the opera singer you’re looking for.

Instant Dance appears to be spreading.

Strap in, we’ve got a man to humble!

Any hole is a goal!

The 3 rules of television: Don’t work with kids, don’t work with animals and don’t work with lace.

Yeah, their last few albums have been a little rough.

Do you like slop? Do you like jars? If so, you’re going to love Slop in a Jar!

We live in a society.

Hands up if you’ve ever been victimised by a lack of sauce.

To borrow a quote from my grandfather: “You’re very silly and your mother dresses you funny.”

Instant Dance: Just Add Water!

The Firing Range Challenge is a bit dark.

Free hug with your recap.

Which is why Tom is dressed as a marine life choking hazard.

This recap does not have a smiley face.

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