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MasterChef: The Professionals 2026, Episode 19: Lobsterbotomy

Mum, I frew up.

The chefs that waft together, stay together.

MasterChef: The Professionals 2026, Episode 17: The Senegalese Gradient of Thai Curries

It’s been a while since Monica Galetti looked directly to camera with mild disappointment.

*fires up the Blog Fav funeral dirge*

MasterChef: The Professionals 2026, Episode 16: Horrible Rabbit O’clock

And that was a threat.

Eyes on the prize, lads.

MasterChef: The Professionals 2026, Episode 14: An American 30

Yeah, he’s called Mr. Tesco and he does great!

I’ve popped back up eventually!

Pottery Throwdown 2026, THE FINAL: Nappyscape of the Abode

Ah, The Great Pottery Prison Experiment.

Anything can be a brooch if you try hard enough.

MasterChef: The Professionals 2026, Episode 11: Vatican Sandwich Lady

I’ve honestly never been more baffled by a plate of food in my life.

Time to play Hide The Peas!

MasterChef: The Professionals 2026, Episode 9: Legally Distinct Finger Licking

Monica’s going up in the ranks.

We legally cannot say the slogan.

MasterChef: The Professionals 2026, Episode 8: Unleavened Hubris

POLLY SMASH!

There is no halibut left in Britain.

MasterChef: The Professionals, Episode 5: Big Meat Man of the Year

Always how your email finds me.

Who amongst us hasn’t drowned a pancake?

Strictly 2025, Semi-final Exit Poll Results:

Waiter! There’s a man in my soup!