Celebrity MasterChef 2026, Episode 9: Knob Chatter Sidebar

Giorgio Locatelli is a perfect TV character.

The Team Challenge claims another person’s last nerve.

Me when I walk into the kitchen and someone’s doing the washing up.

My favourite piece of British literature is local bus stop graffiti.

The man was too stunned to speak.

I can hold a waffle sandwich while I recap.

We’re turning the Team Challenges off IMMEDIATELY.

What *do* men like?

I’m going to miss Lewis’s Transformation Challenge Face most of all.

Women do be wanting hoods.

my new MasterChef Drinking Game is “drink every time Kristen wants to drink”

The Blog Undertaker will be along shortly.

Exactly the face I pulled for a good third of this episode.

No egg is safe.

That Sim on a different floor while you were in the elevator prior to the patch notes on November 30, 2010.

I am patiently waiting for the dessert called I Have No Mouth, and I Must Ice Cream.

He’s cooking an egg for the very first time, ah-hmm!

Day 1: No sign of the clock.

Me trying to put the microwave clock forward.

Completionist run!

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