Strictly 2022, Musicals Week, Main Show: The Uncanny Cat Moon
Well, we’ve all had this dream.
Welcome to Musicals Week where the boots aren’t the only things that are kinky.
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MasterChef: The Professionals 2022, Episode 2: Post-griddled Massacre
Yeah, that’s my reaction when Spotify throws 3 rock covers of All I Want For Christmas onto my Discover Weekly the second we enter November.
Exactly 4 sardines were harmed in the making of this episode.
Read MoreStrictly 2022, BBC 100 Week, Results Show: Sexy Confetti Dribble
If you follow the teachings of Gossism for Four Weeks, you too can ascend to the astral plane!
All the glitter is biodegradable. We assume.
Read MoreBake Off 2022, Halloween Week: The Berkshire Marshmallow Massacre
Strictly 2022, It Takes Two, Week 1: Gravity Averse Core
Celebrity MasterChef 2022, Episode 2: Miserable Trilobites
Ah yes, the face of meringue regret.
Tonight the role of Danny Jones shall be played by a hive of bees in a skin suit.
Read MoreDrag Race All Stars 7, Episode 8: Abstracted Jazzercise Leopard
MasterChef 2022, Episode 19: Knitted Potato Waffle
And you all laughed when I said we could replace John Torode with Basil Brush.
It’s finals week which does mean the challenges do become increasingly difficult and more like extensive 40 minute adverts for high end restaurants.
Read MoreDrag Race, Season 14, The Final: Liquorice Flavoured Future
Drag Race, Season 14, Episode 11: A Corseted Deer in The Headlights
The British were indeed a mistake.
Welcome to The Lipsync LaLaPaRuZa! Where you can decide if the loser was actually the bottom 7 or DeJa who had to get in full drag to sit in the Werk Rom for several hours.
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