And every Sunday evening the Teletubbies make a blood sacrifices to their Sun Goddess to sate her unquenchable thirst.
After a chaotic, scattershot conclusion to the leader board, the First Boot of the series was always going to be a heart-breaking affair.
If you wanted to know what Damiano David would look like if he ran a thrift shop in Brighton, now you know!
As it’s Biscuit Week, I can safely assume I need to up the stakes of my threats to make every week Cake Week.
I for one welcome our new robot overlord.
It’s finally here! This would have all gone up sooner but the BBC is incapable of keeping MasterChef on a regular schedule, so I apologise for that. Blame Tim Davie. (For this, and many other things.)
We’re going to have rechristen the MasterChef Isolation Chimney to The MasterChef Happy Naptime Crèche.
Our penultimate Quarter-final and for once no seafood was harmed in the making of this episode!
The cancellation of The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina hit Kiernan Shipka pretty hard.
How anxious do you think production was as they filmed this entire season just as everyone moaned about how bad the format for the Season 13 opening episode was? Bricks were SHAT.
I am willing give an X-men film in which Eureka plays trans pride Cyclops a go.
Before the Game Within a Game Within a Game Within an Enigma Within an Inevitable 19 Lipsyncs gets underway, we have to find out who’s going to be the final queen to fall before the faux-final.
Has Paramount+ done a deal with the dairy industry? What is this season’s milk budget?
This episode is a testament to the fact we should let the queens write their own material more often.
Eureka! Now with helpful instructions!
I hope you’re sitting comfortably because there’s 36 looks and an etymological study of the word “trade” to get through.
We call this look “The Kiss of Death”.
If you like cones, carrots and vague allusions to time travel then boy do I have the perfect episode of television for you!
Viva la Revolution!
It’s back, it’s charming and there are more than enough cats for everyone!