Strictly Come Dancing 2022, THE FINAL: Horndog Test
At this point we’re just going to have to release a Strictly line at Schuh.
How much choice can a couple choose if a couple chooses couple’s choice.
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Strictly Come Dancing 2022, Week 12, Results Show: The Mega Plank
We need to address the fact that pasta is obviously covered in half a tube of tomato puree and NOTHING else.
Was it worth it, The Football? WAS IT?
Read MoreStrictly Come Dancing 2022, Week 12, Main Show: Manchester Omelette
“Why are you booing me? I’m Seven!”
What happens under the motorway, stays under the motorway.
Read MoreStrictly 2022, Musicals Week, Results Show: Team Luggee
Whaddya mean you’ve got to halve the hair budget?
Put on your best hat, we’ve got somewhere to be!
Read MoreStrictly 2022, Week 10, Results Show: Omnipotent DJ in the Sky
Welcome to the Strictly Come Dancing Complaints Hotline, how may I help you?
Angst! Woe! Cappuccino!
Read MoreStrictly 2022, Week 10, Main Show: A Gobbet of Jive Flesh
Strictly Come Dancing 2022, Blackpool Week, Results Show: Existential Freight Train
Huh, the Blackpool Tower Ballroom is a lot smaller than I expected.
I went to Blackpool and all I got was this cursed afro wig.
Read MoreStrictly 2022, Blackpool Week, Main Show: Platonic Woman-shaped Friend
Strictly 2022, Week 8, Results Show: Unsatisfied Italian Void
Entirely unsurprised Tess’s dressing room door is decorated like an 8 year old’s bedroom door.
Now I just really want a burrito.
Read MoreStrictly 2022, Week 8, Main Show: The Broken Banana
WWKD: What Would Katya Do?
That pained howl you heard 5 minutes before this was published was when I accidentally deleted the whole thing and mashed CTRL-Z like I was James Bye doing a Jive.
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