Strictly Come Dancing 2022, THE FINAL: Horndog Test

At this point we’re just going to have to release a Strictly line at Schuh.
How much choice can a couple choose if a couple chooses couple’s choice.
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At this point we’re just going to have to release a Strictly line at Schuh.
How much choice can a couple choose if a couple chooses couple’s choice.
Read MoreWe need to address the fact that pasta is obviously covered in half a tube of tomato puree and NOTHING else.
Was it worth it, The Football? WAS IT?
Read More“Why are you booing me? I’m Seven!”
What happens under the motorway, stays under the motorway.
Read MoreWhaddya mean you’ve got to halve the hair budget?
Put on your best hat, we’ve got somewhere to be!
Read MoreWelcome to the Strictly Come Dancing Complaints Hotline, how may I help you?
Angst! Woe! Cappuccino!
Read MoreHuh, the Blackpool Tower Ballroom is a lot smaller than I expected.
I went to Blackpool and all I got was this cursed afro wig.
Read MoreEntirely unsurprised Tess’s dressing room door is decorated like an 8 year old’s bedroom door.
Now I just really want a burrito.
Read MoreWWKD: What Would Katya Do?
That pained howl you heard 5 minutes before this was published was when I accidentally deleted the whole thing and mashed CTRL-Z like I was James Bye doing a Jive.
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