Drag Race UK vs The World, Season 1, Episode 3: The Kim Woodburn Playbook

Truly it is Pangina Heals’s Drag Race.

Welcome to the third episode of Drag Race UK vs Questionable Judging Decisions That Might Result In An International Conflict.

You will be hearing from the Springwatch lawyers.

No labradors were harmed in the writing of this recap.

Dr. Morphosis will see you now.

Welcome to RuPaul’s Next Top Saw Trap where the only victim is Daya Betty!

Ah, the strong smell of cheddar and a back note of an HR disaster when he gets back to the office and has to explain why he bought these tickets.

This is a preemptive apology to the Welsh Tourism Bureau, I hope you recover swiftly.

The Creation of Adam (Michelangelo c. 1508–1512)

Grab a drink, we’re having (a slightly more reasonably sized) Ball!

For one brief moment, I did think they were going to whip off that hessian cloth and reveal Siobhan McSweeney.

It’s 60s week, so think The Beatles, Thunderbirds and Disturbing Jelly Salads.

Me opening the door to my Deliveroo rider.

Queens come back, queens leave, such is the eternal tide of Drag Race.

The BBC has unveiled its surprise casting choices for the new series of Doctor Who.

What do you call a Penguin in the Arctic?

I don’t want to see any more HAM on my runway!

International All Stars by any other name, would smell as sweet.

Love Productions, you can have Britain’s Next Top Mud Wrestler for free.

If you thought Garden Week was going to be a fun and sedate time, YOU THOUGHT WRONG! Strap in, there’s Gnomish Discourse to be had.

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