Drag Race, Season 14, Episode 9: Sexy Log Flume Ride

Say hello to my sleep paralysis demon.

I’m impressed that it took 9 episodes for RuPaul to begin mining for trauma, that’s quite some restraint.

Separated at birth.

It’s the Live TV Selling Challenge and everyone is just desperately trying not to end up on WatchMojo’s list of The Top 10 Blunders from The Apprentice.

This is a Blu Hydrangea’s Narwhal Topknot Stan Account.

Did everybody know this was a semi-final except me? I’m not complaining, I’m just used to Drag Race seasons going on for what feels like centuries.

The first rule of Urinal Club is that we don’t talk about Urinal Club.

It’s the semi-final which of course means it’s Bathroom Week and as we work our way through every bathroom fixture you can imagine, they draw ever closer to sending someone insane by making them make a clawfoot tub in only 7 hours.

Jasmine Kennedie, off key even in writing.

Tonight we turn back the clocks to one of 4 decades that RuPaul cares about!

Nick Campbell sitting in the corner of a room looking like he was refereeing a child’s birthday party was indeed the highlight of the episode.

You can really tell how much the pandemic has affected businesses when Silverstone is willing to allow The Apprentice to run rampant on their property.