Drag Race: UK vs The World, Season 1, Episode 1: The Bravest Baked Potato in Camelot

I don’t want to see any more HAM on my runway!

International All Stars by any other name, would smell as sweet.

Love Productions, you can have Britain’s Next Top Mud Wrestler for free.

If you thought Garden Week was going to be a fun and sedate time, YOU THOUGHT WRONG! Strap in, there’s Gnomish Discourse to be had.

And yet it’s still a more correct display of mask wearing than 50% of the people in Tesco on a Saturday morning.

What with not having 42 looks to talk about, I’ve actually managed to get this out on time!

Welcome to Amy Having a Miserable Time: Coastal Edition!

In this week’s episode the candidates wreak havoc in that famous seaside resort… All Of Cornwall.

Sadly the unofficial 15th queen had a very short-lived run on the show.

It’s The Ball Episode which means this did have to take 3 days to write as I had to find enough different ways to describe various white, red or leopard print outfits.

Three weeks of the show being branded the most wholesome show on television and then BAM! Filth.

Raku Week returns with everyone’s favourite elements: Fire! Combustion! And lots of questionable hand movements.

If I only had 30 minutes to get ready at 4am, I’d look like this too.

Welcome to The Apprentice we have NO FUN AND NO BEER.

For a show so wholesome, it does occasionally lean into SEVERELY threatening territory.

In this week’s episode we ponder “When is a Bottle Kiln a vase?” and “When is a cat inanimate?”.

There’s places to be, Emmys to win.

A second premier and a second talent show with the show inching ever closer to just outlawing lipsyncs like they outlawed impersonations of other Drag Queens on Snatch Game.