Strictly Come Dancing 2022, Week 12, Results Show: The Mega Plank
We need to address the fact that pasta is obviously covered in half a tube of tomato puree and NOTHING else.
Was it worth it, The Football? WAS IT?
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Strictly Come Dancing 2022, Week 12, Main Show: Manchester Omelette
“Why are you booing me? I’m Seven!”
What happens under the motorway, stays under the motorway.
Read MoreStrictly 2022, Musicals Week, Results Show: Team Luggee
Whaddya mean you’ve got to halve the hair budget?
Put on your best hat, we’ve got somewhere to be!
Read MoreStrictly 2022, Musicals Week, Main Show: The Uncanny Cat Moon
Well, we’ve all had this dream.
Welcome to Musicals Week where the boots aren’t the only things that are kinky.
Read MoreStrictly 2022, Week 10, Results Show: Omnipotent DJ in the Sky
Welcome to the Strictly Come Dancing Complaints Hotline, how may I help you?
Angst! Woe! Cappuccino!
Read MoreStrictly 2022, Week 10, Main Show: A Gobbet of Jive Flesh
Strictly Come Dancing 2022, Blackpool Week, Results Show: Existential Freight Train
Huh, the Blackpool Tower Ballroom is a lot smaller than I expected.
I went to Blackpool and all I got was this cursed afro wig.
Read MoreStrictly 2022, Blackpool Week, Main Show: Platonic Woman-shaped Friend
Strictly 2022, Week 8, Results Show: Unsatisfied Italian Void
Entirely unsurprised Tess’s dressing room door is decorated like an 8 year old’s bedroom door.
Now I just really want a burrito.
Read MoreStrictly 2022, Week 8, Main Show: The Broken Banana
WWKD: What Would Katya Do?
That pained howl you heard 5 minutes before this was published was when I accidentally deleted the whole thing and mashed CTRL-Z like I was James Bye doing a Jive.
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