Strictly 2025, THE FINAL: Equal Opportunity Thigh Objectification

I now pronounce you, Robot and Wife.

FLECKERL!

Truly deserving winners of the inaugural Strictly Come Dancing Peace Prize.

Diva down!

Instant Dance appears to be spreading.

Strap in, we’ve got a man to humble!

To borrow a quote from my grandfather: “You’re very silly and your mother dresses you funny.”

Instant Dance: Just Add Water!

Adding this to my dream wedding moodboard.

Instant Results!

I pull the same face whenever I see a scone.

When will we be visited by the Ghosts of Strictly Future?

Some fear Nikita’s nips were too powerful.

This recap is lubed up and ready to paso!

Someone get Johannes a nature documentary.

Please refrain from feeding the props to your dance partner.

This recap is made of 4 Arthurs in a trench coat.

And go to Results!

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