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Strictly 2023, Blackpool Week: High Speed Medium-sized Horse

Hold tight spidermonkey.

Missing: One 10 Paddle. Pale, medium build – last seen about a year ago.

Strictly 2023, Week 8, Results Show: Nepotistic Warbling

I had nowhere else I could use this screenshot.

Ynav eht nioj.

Strictly 2023, Week 8, Main Show: Blade Runner Cuckoo Clock

The buttons have been banished and nature is healing.

This recap has been cryogenically frozen.

Strictly 2023, Week 7, Results Show: Suspicious Sounding Parmigiana

“To good health and Blackpool Plot Armour”

This recap is my listening face.

Strictly 2023, Week 7, Main Show: The Bank of the British Lip

Catch of the day!

This is Recapography.

Strictly 2023, Week 5, Results Show: Fossish

For a good time call…

This recap is still looking for its tooth.

Strictly 2023, Week 5, Main Show: Premature Millinery Ejection

The projectile hat can also be a shield.

This recap is meditating.

Strictly 2023, Week 4: Compensatory Italian

Images that precede unfortunate events.

This recap is having a very bad birthday.

Strictly 2023, Movie Week, Results Show: Page 13’s Chart of Lust

She may have become too powerful.

This Barbie is a Recap.

Strictly 2023, Movie Week, Main Show: Manchester Accented Tinnitus

This is exactly how I write these recaps.

This recap is wearing lederhosen.