Strictly 2026, Week 3: Protect The Dolls

There’s a plain white elephant in the room.

Remember, it’s *our* BBC.

Nothing but respect for *my* Queen.

Never ask a man his salary, a woman her age or Shirley Ballas where she keeps the Little Shoes.

And wardrobe never saw this coat ever again.

Welcome to the Soft Reboot, we’ve got fun and more nipples that you probably anticipated!

I now pronounce you, Robot and Wife.

FLECKERL!

Truly deserving winners of the inaugural Strictly Come Dancing Peace Prize.

Diva down!

Instant Dance appears to be spreading.

Strap in, we’ve got a man to humble!

To borrow a quote from my grandfather: “You’re very silly and your mother dresses you funny.”

Instant Dance: Just Add Water!

Adding this to my dream wedding moodboard.

Instant Results!

I pull the same face whenever I see a scone.

When will we be visited by the Ghosts of Strictly Future?

Some fear Nikita’s nips were too powerful.

This recap is lubed up and ready to paso!

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