Strictly 2023, Week 2, Results Show: It’s Just Endo
“MAKE YOUR OWN DINOSAUR-SHAPED SANDWICHES!”
“I CAN’T, I’M 20!”
Promise me you’ll read this recap as though Lauren is shouting it at you during a haphazardly executed Foxtrot.
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Strictly 2023, Week 2, Main Show: A Very Layered Simile
The new series of Our Flag Meets Death has gone in a very different direction.
Anchors aweigh!
Read MoreStrictly 2023, Week 1, Main Show: The Gilded Crankset
Strictly Come Dancing 2022, THE FINAL: Horndog Test
At this point we’re just going to have to release a Strictly line at Schuh.
How much choice can a couple choose if a couple chooses couple’s choice.
Read MoreStrictly Come Dancing 2022, Week 12, Results Show: The Mega Plank
We need to address the fact that pasta is obviously covered in half a tube of tomato puree and NOTHING else.
Was it worth it, The Football? WAS IT?
Read MoreStrictly Come Dancing 2022, Week 12, Main Show: Manchester Omelette
“Why are you booing me? I’m Seven!”
What happens under the motorway, stays under the motorway.
Read MoreStrictly 2022, Musicals Week, Results Show: Team Luggee
Whaddya mean you’ve got to halve the hair budget?
Put on your best hat, we’ve got somewhere to be!
Read MoreStrictly 2022, Musicals Week, Main Show: The Uncanny Cat Moon
Well, we’ve all had this dream.
Welcome to Musicals Week where the boots aren’t the only things that are kinky.
Read MoreStrictly 2022, Week 10, Results Show: Omnipotent DJ in the Sky
Welcome to the Strictly Come Dancing Complaints Hotline, how may I help you?
Angst! Woe! Cappuccino!
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