Strictly 2025, Blackpool Week: The Glittery Contingency Plan

I pull the same face whenever I see a scone.

When will we be visited by the Ghosts of Strictly Future?

Some fear Nikita’s nips were too powerful.

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Someone get Johannes a nature documentary.

Please refrain from feeding the props to your dance partner.

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The Last Supper (Leonardo Da Vinci, c. 1495–1498. Tempera on gesso, pitch, and mastic)

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This coat had officially been on more episode of Strictly than Thomas Skinner.

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