Welcome to Kerri Colby’s Trans Affirmation Race.

Hold onto your moustaches, it’s a… windy ride.

Dr. Morphosis will see you now.

Welcome to RuPaul’s Next Top Saw Trap where the only victim is Daya Betty!

Me opening the door to my Deliveroo rider.

Queens come back, queens leave, such is the eternal tide of Drag Race.

And yet it’s still a more correct display of mask wearing than 50% of the people in Tesco on a Saturday morning.

What with not having 42 looks to talk about, I’ve actually managed to get this out on time!

Sadly the unofficial 15th queen had a very short-lived run on the show.

It’s The Ball Episode which means this did have to take 3 days to write as I had to find enough different ways to describe various white, red or leopard print outfits.

There’s places to be, Emmys to win.

A second premier and a second talent show with the show inching ever closer to just outlawing lipsyncs like they outlawed impersonations of other Drag Queens on Snatch Game.

But can we talk about how nice the bathtub they got Willow was?

It’s back and this time we’re wasting not time in getting to an elimination – apparently mercilessly bullying the social media manager for a year gets results.