Drag Race UK, Series 3, Episode 5: Three Guinea Pig Pile-up

The new Sugababes line-up looks interesting.

I don’t even know how to summarise this episode other than the fact it was pretty much an incoherent mess from beginning to end.

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Drag Race UK, Season 3, Episode 2: Bovine Clara Bow

If Blair St, Clair can have shivering as a gimmick, I’m willing to allow River Medway to point her way to the semi-finals.

Are you ready for an episode of Drag Race UK that is somehow more chaotic than anything that happened on Drag Race Holland, a series seemingly entirely designed to be as unhinged as possible? Good, strap in.

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Drag Race UK 2, Episode 7: Eyebrow Intervention

I’m not sure there’s much in there to unblock.

This week the queens all too politely read one another and take on an abundance of trash for a sewing challenge in which the theme is utterly abandoned by the time they hit the runway.

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Drag Race UK 2, Episode 5: A Concerning Shade of Ham Pink

Hello, H&M customer services, how may I help you?

I apologise that this recap is up late – I didn’t sleep a wink on Thursday night because all I could hear was that cursed “Ding Dang Dong, Sing Sang Song, Bing Bang Bong” chorus running through my head like a freight train.

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