Drag Race UK, Season 3, Episode 3: Abaddon at Pride

Hey! That’s River Medway’s thing!

Congratulations if you went into this episode unspoilt by A’whora!

If Blair St, Clair can have shivering as a gimmick, I’m willing to allow River Medway to point her way to the semi-finals.

Are you ready for an episode of Drag Race UK that is somehow more chaotic than anything that happened on Drag Race Holland, a series seemingly entirely designed to be as unhinged as possible? Good, strap in.

Can Sister Sister sue over this?

It’s back, perhaps a bit prematurely, Bimini hasn’t even had the time to release her damn book yet, but it’s not an unwelcome return and this group of queens seem like a lot of fun.

How many drag queens does it take to change a fluorescent lightbulb?

It’s final and for the first time in Drag Race Herstory a sound mixer must lipsync for their life.

I’m not sure there’s much in there to unblock.

This week the queens all too politely read one another and take on an abundance of trash for a sewing challenge in which the theme is utterly abandoned by the time they hit the runway.

Did they purposefully dress as the most fashionable couple in the Wild West?

It’s Snatch Game week which can only mean two things: abominable accents and mild disappointment!

Hello, H&M customer services, how may I help you?

I apologise that this recap is up late – I didn’t sleep a wink on Thursday night because all I could hear was that cursed “Ding Dang Dong, Sing Sang Song, Bing Bang Bong” chorus running through my head like a freight train.