Celebrity MasterChef 2023, Episode 8: Bird-footed Wife

It’s all gone a bit Line of Duty on Celebrity MasterChef.

All together now! RAAAAAAWHIDE!

Hello? Is this thing on?

Nobody mention the elephant humming a catchy advert jingle in the room.

He’s unlocked empathy!

I hope you like flatbread.

Nothing has ever felt more like a hostage situation.

Deep down, we all feel like Mrs. Doubtfire.

Long Lost Family always gets me.

I wrote this recap with my bare hands.

Contrary to popular belief, this is not a dating show.

Please accept these three (3) chocolate truffles as an apology for my lateness.

Lord, give me the confidence of James Buckley.

This episode could have been an email.

I have a new career path.

Has rice not suffered enough?

Very much me managing to get a recap out by 10am. There’s a backlog, I am aware.

It’s the final and sadly my write-in ballot for Kitty Scott-Claus was not taken seriously.

It’s been a long series.

Boing.

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