Celebrity MasterChef 2025, Episode 14: Miserable Parkin

I have never seen anyone this desperate to leave a competition in my life. And I’ve watched Game Of Wool.

What’s the square root of a carrot anyway?

This is how I write the recaps.

We call this fashionably late.

Diana and Endymion. Jean Honoré Fragonard, c. 1753/1756. Oil on canvas.

Are we all agreed that Alfie Boe has been taken hostage?

Oh my, what big eyes you’ve got!

Wait. Am I Italian?

Why can’t I hold all these parsnips?

This is not the opera singer you’re looking for.

We live in a society.

Hands up if you’ve ever been victimised by a lack of sauce.

The Firing Range Challenge is a bit dark.

Free hug with your recap.

The Shame Chimney may be gone but we do have the new Panic Corridor!

This recap contains 10 times the recommended amount of sugar.

The MasterChef to Jojo Siwa’s Boyfriend Pipeline.

What are you the self-declared monarchy of?

You… can say that, I guess.

Do you pan-fry milk here often?

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