Celebrity MasterChef Christmas Cook-off: The Corporealised Form of a Trombone Slide

Paint me like one of your French turkeys.

I hadn’t initially intended to recap the festive MasterChef specials but then Oti Mabuse showed up and Su Pollard did something awful to fruit and I truly had no choice.

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Celebrity MasterChef 2021, Episode 12: The Sorbet Cubes

And in that moment Lisa Faulkner’s entire life flashed before her eyes.

It’ the last of our quarterfinals and so we find out who joins the likes of Su Pollard, Bez, Melanie Sykes, Megan McKenna, Joe Swash and Dion Dublin – it’s a truly chaotic bunch.

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Celebrity MasterChef 2021, Episode 8: Alphonso Magoo

Narrator Voice: It was not going to be great.

Well, if this episode did anything it was has put my claim to be The Cassandra of TV Cookery Competitions into disrepute as a great injustice falls – and I’m not even talking about the things they did to the eggs!

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