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Strictly 2025, Week 2: Exit Poll

Harold, they’re lesbians!

How are you using your free votes?

Strictly 2025, Week 1: Medium-sized Gay Horse

Extremely useful screenshot.

Welcome to Theseus’s Strictly Come Dancing.

Strictly 2025: Pre-launch Poll Results

is that Poll Results, I spy?

Strictly 2025 – Pre-series Polls!

In rides Death on her pale horse.

Can I interest you in a stat?

Strictly 2024, Week 1: Sherry-fuelled Kansas

They’re really not being subtle about Neil anymore.

I’ve seen a lot in my life. But this was special.

Strictly 2023, Blackpool Week: High Speed Medium-sized Horse

Hold tight spidermonkey.

Missing: One 10 Paddle. Pale, medium build – last seen about a year ago.

Strictly 2023, Week 8, Results Show: Nepotistic Warbling

I had nowhere else I could use this screenshot.

Ynav eht nioj.

Strictly 2023, Week 8, Main Show: Blade Runner Cuckoo Clock

The buttons have been banished and nature is healing.

This recap has been cryogenically frozen.

Strictly 2023, Week 7, Results Show: Suspicious Sounding Parmigiana

“To good health and Blackpool Plot Armour”

This recap is my listening face.

Strictly 2023, Week 7, Main Show: The Bank of the British Lip

Catch of the day!

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