WWKD: What Would Katya Do?
That pained howl you heard 5 minutes before this was published was when I accidentally deleted the whole thing and mashed CTRL-Z like I was James Bye doing a Jive.
This episode is sponsored by Johannes’s Face Acting.
All’s fair in love and tea.
Welcome to Shoemageddon.
Halloween might have ended but there’s still a killer on the loose!
Any hole is a goal.
Category is: Death By Theme.
Are you there, God? It’s me, Rylan.
Well done to everyone for getting through an entire week of talking the BBC’s Centenary without singing happy birthday – Celebrity MasterChef wasn’t as lucky.
It was Professor Plum in the Ballroom with Dave Arch’s baton!
Harold, they’re lesbians.
Do you even lift, bro?
I hope you’re got your CVs ready because we’re off to the careers fair!
Wanted. Dead or alive.
Welcome to Salsa Wars, we’ve got lifts and pain.
Goodbye fellow kids.
You live by the Disney licensing, you die by the Disney licensing.
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
Grab your popcorn because it’s Movie Week and this evening I shall be playing the role of Georges Sadoul.