WWKD: What Would Katya Do?

That pained howl you heard 5 minutes before this was published was when I accidentally deleted the whole thing and mashed CTRL-Z like I was James Bye doing a Jive.

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This episode is sponsored by Johannes’s Face Acting.

All’s fair in love and tea.

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Welcome to Shoemageddon.

Halloween might have ended but there’s still a killer on the loose!

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Any hole is a goal.

Category is: Death By Theme.

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Are you there, God? It’s me, Rylan.

Well done to everyone for getting through an entire week of talking the BBC’s Centenary without singing happy birthday – Celebrity MasterChef wasn’t as lucky.

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It was Professor Plum in the Ballroom with Dave Arch’s baton!

Harold, they’re lesbians.

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Do you even lift, bro?

I hope you’re got your CVs ready because we’re off to the careers fair!

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Goodbye fellow kids.

You live by the Disney licensing, you die by the Disney licensing.

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Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

Grab your popcorn because it’s Movie Week and this evening I shall be playing the role of Georges Sadoul.

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