Hands up Gregg, you’ve been found guilty of crimes against breakfast.

We return to our normally scheduled MasterChef programming of 4 chefs and are absolutely none the wiser as to what happened to GhostChef Killah. But there are new unverified theories emerging every minute.

Say hello to the new Salt Bae.

The Penultimate week of quarter-finals is upon us which means 4 3 new chefs are here to showcase both their skills, knowledge and ability to not absolutely lose their rag at Marcus. ALLEGEDLY.

Grace Dent trying to eat a Bone Marrow Creme Brulee is honestly worth a BAFTA.

Battling out for the a slot in the semi final this week are Rogue Hobbit Jono, Alex the 80 year old 25 year old, Saint Ross and Santosh, the purest of souls.

Nothing to see here, just a man counting ants. Normal chef behaviour.

Whoever made the decision to have Gregg introduce the Skills Tests by him calling Marcus an Monica “His friends” while they look THOROUGHLY uncomfortable deserves a BAFTA.

Let’s just appreciate that Monica Galetti can maintain a peroxide dye job through lockdown but Marcus Wareing couldn’t get a haircut anywhere?

It’s our first quarter final! (This show’s tournament structure has always alluded me) And on the cards this week are spicy hot takes and thankfully a development that means the likelihood of Tracey Macleod and William Sitwell being in the same room is drastically reduced!

Do we think Gregg is sockless because he used them all to make homemade masks or is it a fashion choice?

Nobody tried to miracle a fish back into one piece this time but someone did almost try to turn white wine into a red wine sauce. It’s all very Gospel of John – I’m looking forward to someone walking on water next week.