New Gameshow Idea: Masterchef or Casualty?

It’s the penultimate quarterfinal and I think it’s safe to say one of the hardest to judge yet.

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Speak of the devil and he doth appear wearing his trademark scarf.
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The penultimate heats begin to draw to a close and this week we found out it is in fact possibly to curry sadness.

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I think this face pretty much sums up 70% of what happened in this episode.

The third week of heats and I think John might have finally found his nemesis as things get bloody.

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I don’t know why I’m offended by William Sitwell wearing grey trainers with a blue three piece suit but I am.

It’s the second quarterfinal and this time there’s an extra cook and a fire – these two things aren’t connected.

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I cannot tell you how immensely unnerving I find someone grating a tomato to be.

In the lead up to the second quarterfinal all we can hope for is that nobody decides to use purple potatoes again.

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Here we see a wild Gregg Wallace unhinging his jaw before consuming his prey.

After an opening week of soaring highs it was inevitable that we would eventually come crashing down with a bump – we’ve got all the classics: timing issues, raw lamb, purple potatoes and one hell of a dubious dessert.

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And here’s your annual dose of Cursed Gregg Wallace Content™

Our second lot of cooks are put their paces – this time there’s even more raw meat but fewer tians!

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