MasterChef 2022, Episode 10: The Great Almond Desert of Southern California

Covid era package holidays have got a bit strange.

It’s the 4th week and the riddles of the MasterChef Kitchen slowly unravel: When is a taco not a taco? What happens if you cook a premature dessert? Why aren’t Poached Pears illegal?

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MasterChef 2022, Episode 5: The Beef Police

That awkward moment when your dipping sauce almost kills Gregg Wallace.

I for one support Grace Dent in her rebellion against everyone in MasterChef: The Professionals denying us potatoes for an entire series.

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MasterChef 2022, Episode 2: The Proverbial Coq au Framboise

Me after finishing this recap after a weekend that I can only describe as “very not sober”.

Once again, I must apologise for the delay of these recaps – it will only be for this week unless there’s some other holiday this weekend that means I’m 6 cocktails deep before midday. Bottomless brunch, amiright?

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