MasterChef 2021, Episode 8: Bracken Salts 3

Speak of the devil and he doth appear wearing his trademark scarf.
(If anyone gets this reference please let me know.)

The penultimate heats begin to draw to a close and this week we found out it is in fact possibly to curry sadness.

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MasterChef 2021, Episode 6: Man-shaped Puzzle Box

I don’t know why I’m offended by William Sitwell wearing grey trainers with a blue three piece suit but I am.

It’s the second quarterfinal and this time there’s an extra cook and a fire – these two things aren’t connected.

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MasterChef 2021, Episode 4: Cup-a-Fruity-Omelette

Here we see a wild Gregg Wallace unhinging his jaw before consuming his prey.

After an opening week of soaring highs it was inevitable that we would eventually come crashing down with a bump – we’ve got all the classics: timing issues, raw lamb, purple potatoes and one hell of a dubious dessert.

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Celebrity MasterChef Christmas Cook-off: Salmon Armpits

These Netflix remakes of Hitchcock films are getting weird.

This is definitely a Christmas Special and not at all a suddenly put together contest designed entirely for Janet Street-Porter to win so that she stops sending Gregg Wallace and John Torode threatening letters. Definitely a Christmas special.

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