Drag Race: All Stars 7, Episode 1: An Occult Duck

I too was a big fan of the Big Brother UK logo in 2007.

We finally got our All Winners season, and there’s no eliminations so it’s free rein baby!

I for one welcome our new robot overlord.

It’s finally here! This would have all gone up sooner but the BBC is incapable of keeping MasterChef on a regular schedule, so I apologise for that. Blame Tim Davie. (For this, and many other things.)

It was a big episode for corndogs!

Every season needs a Bad Vibes Episode, we all thought it was the American Horror Story parody episode and little did we know this one was just around the corner. Such sweet summer children we were.

The cancellation of The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina hit Kiernan Shipka pretty hard.

How anxious do you think production was as they filmed this entire season just as everyone moaned about how bad the format for the Season 13 opening episode was? Bricks were SHAT.

RuPaul’s Hide and Seek Race leaves a lot to be desired.

I think we all knew how this episode was going to pan out the moment Pandora’s screen time went up by 500%.

Jan vs The Word “Funk” Update: Still wildly misunderstanding it.

We finally get an answer to that age old All Stars question: How is it best to destroy Jan’s soul?

If Drag Race was only about the reaction memes, then it’s Ra’Jah O’Hara’s Drag Race now, baby!

Wanna see a group of witches turn 10 minutes in half an hour through stiff comedy alone? Then sit tight, we have quite the episode for you!

And thus, a supervillain is born.

Wanna see a theatre kid spiralling out for an hour? Well, we’ve got the perfect episode of television for you!

The Jaws reboot looks really good!

After a few episodes of what seemed like mostly sensible judging, it was about time that we returned to our normal schedule of Judging For The Sake of the Narrative. Also, there be sharks in these waters.