Celebrity MasterChef 2025, Episode 4: Abstracted Fish Milk

You… can say that, I guess.

Do you pan-fry milk here often?

She’s a size queen.

You get paid extra for making sausages on camera.

Is she… y’know… a timid posset eater?

This new format isn’t very Feng Shui.

I feel like 1 person called Antony Costa “Spag Bol Boy” 1 time and he’s been spiralling ever since.

This recap is a cube of radish.

Whoever specifically is responsible for the crash zooms on John Torode, know I believe you should have a BAFTA by now.

Rochenda, babe. WHAT HAPPENED?

It was not, in fact, the most focussed he’d ever been in his life.

Oops, I accidentally salted the recap.

I want every part of this outfit explained to me individually.

Tragedy!

I don’t know what’s happening here but I’m sure it’s doing something for someone.

We’re going for a vibes-based indulgence.

5, 6, 7, EXISTENTIALISM.

Warning: may cause pizza cravings.

Ah yes. The Allegory of the Long Spoons.

Dominic Skinner, the patron saint of failing upwards.

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