Author: Ariadne
Game of Wool 2025, Episode 6: Disparaging Smørrebrøds

Any hole is a goal!
The 3 rules of television: Don’t work with kids, don’t work with animals and don’t work with lace.
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2025, Episode 9: Alarmingly Latexy

Yeah, their last few albums have been a little rough.
Do you like slop? Do you like jars? If so, you’re going to love Slop in a Jar!
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2025, Episode 8: Cake Slurry
Strictly 2025, Week 10: Glittery Sausage-making

To borrow a quote from my grandfather: “You’re very silly and your mother dresses you funny.”
Instant Dance: Just Add Water!
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Game of Wool 2025, Episode 5: Undisclosed Metric of Slouchiness

Which is why Tom is dressed as a marine life choking hazard.
This recap does not have a smiley face.
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2025, Episode 6: Thoroughly Degraded Prawns

The Shame Chimney may be gone but we do have the new Panic Corridor!
This recap contains 10 times the recommended amount of sugar.
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