Celebrity MasterChef 2025, THE FINAL: The Titular Thing

Lord, in 2026, grant me even half the success of Ginger Johnson.

Category is: Horrible Little Legs!

I have never seen anyone this desperate to leave a competition in my life. And I’ve watched Game Of Wool.

What’s the square root of a carrot anyway?

Same, babe.

I’ll tell you where you can stick those 2kg balls of wool…

This is how I write the recaps.

We call this fashionably late.

Truly deserving winners of the inaugural Strictly Come Dancing Peace Prize.

Diva down!

Diana and Endymion. Jean Honoré Fragonard, c. 1753/1756. Oil on canvas.

Are we all agreed that Alfie Boe has been taken hostage?

Oh my, what big eyes you’ve got!

Wait. Am I Italian?

Waiter! There’s a man in my soup!

“You BETTER be voting for me.”

Why can’t I hold all these parsnips?

This is not the opera singer you’re looking for.

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