Bake Off 2024, Bread Week: Amaltheia’s Equally Bountiful Nipples

Man makes plans and God laughs.

This recap is Pepperami flavoured.

How do you do, fellow bakers?

Jeff is my favourite cryptid.

This recap is for Pato the Duck supremacy.

They’re really not being subtle about Neil anymore.

I’ve seen a lot in my life. But this was special.

Whoever specifically is responsible for the crash zooms on John Torode, know I believe you should have a BAFTA by now.

Rochenda, babe. WHAT HAPPENED?

It was not, in fact, the most focussed he’d ever been in his life.

Oops, I accidentally salted the recap.

I want every part of this outfit explained to me individually.

Tragedy!

I don’t know what’s happening here but I’m sure it’s doing something for someone.

We’re going for a vibes-based indulgence.

5, 6, 7, EXISTENTIALISM.

Warning: may cause pizza cravings.

Ah yes. The Allegory of the Long Spoons.

Dominic Skinner, the patron saint of failing upwards.

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