Tag: TV Review
Bake Off 2024, Biscuit Week: Bronxite Sasquatch
Bake Off, Series 15, Episode 1: Fanny Craddock’s Necronomicon
Strictly 2024, Week 1: Sherry-fuelled Kansas

They’re really not being subtle about Neil anymore.
I’ve seen a lot in my life. But this was special.
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2024, THE FINAL: Rum-drunk Baby Bear

Whoever specifically is responsible for the crash zooms on John Torode, know I believe you should have a BAFTA by now.
Rochenda, babe. WHAT HAPPENED?
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2024, Episode 17: Schmaltzy Metaphorical Meringue Children

It was not, in fact, the most focussed he’d ever been in his life.
Oops, I accidentally salted the recap.
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2024, Episode 16: Hoarder of Vowels
Celebrity MasterChef 2024, Episode 15: Primordial Idea of a Mousse

I don’t know what’s happening here but I’m sure it’s doing something for someone.
We’re going for a vibes-based indulgence.
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2024, Episode 14: Legally Distinct Meat Fest
Celebrity MasterChef 2024, Episode 13: Incidental Carrot Obsessed Boyfriend

Ah yes. The Allegory of the Long Spoons.
Dominic Skinner, the patron saint of failing upwards.
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