Tag: TV Recap
Celebrity MasterChef 2025, Episode 1: Alchemical Egg

I feel like 1 person called Antony Costa “Spag Bol Boy” 1 time and he’s been spiralling ever since.
This recap is a cube of radish.
Read MoreStrictly 2025, Week 8: Gender Torment Nexus
Game of Wool 2025, Episode 2: A Not At All Specific Cathedral

…this is a hostage situation.
Who will be an emotional support dog for the emotional support dogs?
Read MoreStrictly 2025, Week 7: Fortune-telling Trachea

Please refrain from feeding the props to your dance partner.
This recap is made of 4 Arthurs in a trench coat.
Read MoreBake Off 2025, THE FINAL: The Right Amount of Arsenic
Game of Wool 2025, Episode 1: Nonconsensual Chunky Knitting
Strictly 2025, Halloween Week: Being Human For Dummies

The TessBot Weapons Upgrade has gone horribly wrong!
I take ice cream very seriously, apparently.
Read MoreBake Off 2025, Patisserie Week: Laminated Death Threats
Strictly 2025, Icons Week: Johnny Cash’s Million Pound Drop

This coat had officially been on more episode of Strictly than Thomas Skinner.
Hello, I’m Johnny Cash.
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