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Bake Off 2025, Dessert Week: ACAB Includes Wednesday Addams

She’s armed and dangerous.

This is a freestanding recap.

Strictly 2025, Week 4: Pantomime Pinata

Oops. Did I say something?

I’m innocent until proven guilty.

Bake Off 2025, Meringue Week: Le Pet d’Imrie

He’s definitely doing ok guys.

All hail Tiny Sieve.

Strictly 2025, Movie Week: Shy Ipad Baby

We’ve created a monster.

Please only consume this recap in a controlled environment.

Bake Off 2025, Pastry Week: The Thorpe Park Mausoleum

If you loiter for too long they have to start paying council tax.

Is a normal pie too much to as ask for?

Strictly 2025, Movie Week: Exit Poll Results

What do you mean the phone vote is defunct!?

Strictly 2025, Week 2: Four Whole D-rings

And everyone better remember who the true star of the show is.

Ding Dong! The Bosh Is Dead!

Bake Off 2025, Chocolate Week: 3001st Death of Pompeii

TobyBot-3000 learns emotions can be… bad?

Down with Handshake Capitalism!

Strictly 2025, Week 2: Exit Poll

Harold, they’re lesbians!

How are you using your free votes?

Strictly 2025, Week 1: Medium-sized Gay Horse

Extremely useful screenshot.

Welcome to Theseus’s Strictly Come Dancing.