Celebrity MasterChef 2025, Episode 7: Pork Galoshes

The Firing Range Challenge is a bit dark.

Free hug with your recap.

Which is why Tom is dressed as a marine life choking hazard.

This recap does not have a smiley face.

The Shame Chimney may be gone but we do have the new Panic Corridor!

This recap contains 10 times the recommended amount of sugar.

Adding this to my dream wedding moodboard.

Instant Results!

The MasterChef to Jojo Siwa’s Boyfriend Pipeline.

What are you the self-declared monarchy of?

You… can say that, I guess.

Do you pan-fry milk here often?

Oh for foot’s sake.

Hold on to your buttons, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.

I pull the same face whenever I see a scone.

When will we be visited by the Ghosts of Strictly Future?

She’s a size queen.

You get paid extra for making sausages on camera.

Is she… y’know… a timid posset eater?

This new format isn’t very Feng Shui.

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