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The reviews are in and it turns out Chimneysweeps don’t like Les Mis contempowafting either!
And so we come to our rousing, musical crescendo and the curtains fall on what might be one of my favourite Strictly Weekends of all time.
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No soul, just vibes.
Was I dreading Musicals Week? Absolutely yes. And yet did I live while Tom Fletcher’s spirit died? Absolutely yes.
A night of iconic moments awaits.
If anyone was going to pull off having omelette on the side of their head, it was AJ Odudu.
Week 8 draws to a close and we find out who gets spared the ordeal of having 1000 theatre kids flaming their Instagram for not being an authentic enough Dolly Levi.
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When you get halfway through a Quickstep and remember you left the stove on.
As we hit the midway point of the competition the pros are bringing out the big guns: more boats, an obscene use of disco and of course a divisive avant garde paso doble that was seemingly made just for my tastes.
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The spatula was actually a mafia threat from Giovanna Fletcher.
Welcome to The Week 7 Results and Complete Breaking of Adam Peaty’s Mother.
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In order to pay for Vicky Gill’s ostrich feather loans, Tess Daly is having to auction off her entire living room.
It’s Post-Halloween which means nobody is working harder than the poor person who has to pin poppy badges to athleisurewear and samba outfits for the next 4 weeks.
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KISS.
Halloween Week draws to a close and all I can hope is that you eventually recover from the Saturday night Pro Dance.
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Move over Graziano’s Monogrammed Fedora, it’s all about Nadiya’s Bedazzled Lobster Headdress now.
It’s spooky season, which can only mean one thing: Vicky Gill is frazzled and would like some sick leave please.
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Aristotle and Socrates have NOTHING on the philosophy of one Katya Jones.
In a week seemed destined to end in a Rumba Off, the potential Shock Boot rises to the top. Or sinks to the bottom, this was a bad analogy.
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