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Strictly 2025, Week 7: Exit Poll

The Last Supper (Leonardo Da Vinci, c. 1495–1498. Tempera on gesso, pitch, and mastic)

How are you voting?

Strictly 2025, Halloween Week: Being Human For Dummies

The TessBot Weapons Upgrade has gone horribly wrong!

I take ice cream very seriously, apparently.

Strictly 2025, Icons Week: Johnny Cash’s Million Pound Drop

This coat had officially been on more episode of Strictly than Thomas Skinner.

Hello, I’m Johnny Cash.

Bake Off 2025, Dessert Week: ACAB Includes Wednesday Addams

She’s armed and dangerous.

This is a freestanding recap.

Strictly 2025, Week 5: Exit Poll Results

I bring you poll results for a sushi restaurant.

Strictly 2025, Week 5: Exit Poll Voting

Come on in. Tell us how you’re voting.

Strictly 2025, Week 4: Pantomime Pinata

Oops. Did I say something?

I’m innocent until proven guilty.

Strictly 2025, Movie Week: Shy Ipad Baby

We’ve created a monster.

Please only consume this recap in a controlled environment.

Strictly 2025, Movie Week: Exit Poll Results

What do you mean the phone vote is defunct!?

Strictly 2025, Week 2: Four Whole D-rings

And everyone better remember who the true star of the show is.

Ding Dong! The Bosh Is Dead!