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Strictly 2025, Movie Week: Shy Ipad Baby

We’ve created a monster.

Please only consume this recap in a controlled environment.

Strictly 2025, Movie Week: Exit Poll Results

What do you mean the phone vote is defunct!?

Strictly 2025, Week 2: Four Whole D-rings

And everyone better remember who the true star of the show is.

Ding Dong! The Bosh Is Dead!

Strictly 2025, Week 2: The Exit Poll Breakdown

Mmm, statistics.

Strictly 2025, Week 2: Exit Poll

Harold, they’re lesbians!

How are you using your free votes?

Strictly 2025, Week 1: Medium-sized Gay Horse

Extremely useful screenshot.

Welcome to Theseus’s Strictly Come Dancing.

Strictly 2025: Pre-launch Poll Results

is that Poll Results, I spy?

Strictly 2025 – Pre-series Polls!

In rides Death on her pale horse.

Can I interest you in a stat?

Strictly 2024, Week 1: Sherry-fuelled Kansas

They’re really not being subtle about Neil anymore.

I’ve seen a lot in my life. But this was special.

Strictly 2023, Blackpool Week: High Speed Medium-sized Horse

Hold tight spidermonkey.

Missing: One 10 Paddle. Pale, medium build – last seen about a year ago.