Strictly 2025, THE FINAL: Equal Opportunity Thigh Objectification

I now pronounce you, Robot and Wife.

FLECKERL!

Truly deserving winners of the inaugural Strictly Come Dancing Peace Prize.

Diva down!

To borrow a quote from my grandfather: “You’re very silly and your mother dresses you funny.”

Instant Dance: Just Add Water!

Some fear Nikita’s nips were too powerful.

This recap is lubed up and ready to paso!

Someone get Johannes a nature documentary.

And go to Results!

The Last Supper (Leonardo Da Vinci, c. 1495–1498. Tempera on gesso, pitch, and mastic)

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The TessBot Weapons Upgrade has gone horribly wrong!

I take ice cream very seriously, apparently.

This coat had officially been on more episode of Strictly than Thomas Skinner.

Hello, I’m Johnny Cash.

I bring you poll results for a sushi restaurant.

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