Sewing Bee 2022, Episode 2: A Pair of Mutually Dying Swans

I see Brogan and I have the same approach to PE.

If anything this episode proved that, much like puff pastry, it is a waste of your time and energy to make your own shoes.

If Eddie ever wanted to go rogue, commandeer a ship and start a pirate crew that terrorises The Northern Sea, I am down to join that ragtag bunch.

We’ve reached the final – weeks of blood, sweat, tears and more parmesan tuiles than I care to count and it all comes down to this!

Eddie McMasterChef has arrived at the Met Gala.

It’s the penultimate episode and both food and looks are being served.

God bless Diamante’s nerve to do Pandemic Skype Finale RuPaul for Snatch Game. I thought it was kind of genius.

Thankfully they didn’t make the queens do both Snatch Game and The Ball in the same episode this year, and instead game the the fun theme of looking like nightmarish human-sized dolls. And I’m very upset that nobody did Tyra Banks in Life-Size.

Shout out to Drag Race Espana’s endlessly chaotic and entertaining roadkill runway lipsyncs.

Beware: There be Reveal Discourse in this here recap.

Welcome to Radha’s SpeakEasy, the password is “Spheres”.

We’re closing out the semi-finals with a healthy dose of insanity. Warning, may contain buttery biscuit bases.

I will protect the goldfish dumplings with my life.

I don’t know how much time passed between this episode and the last one, but John Torode seemed well recovered so I’m assuming it was long enough for him to have a lengthy stay at the Ritz.

I see they’re recycling the clothes that Joe Lycett left behind.

It’s back! And not only is there a new host but they’ve moved up to Yorkshire, and it is quite frankly rude of them not to have invited me to come and model a variety of insane sleeves for them.