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MasterChef 2023, THE FINAL: Treasonous Onions

And they all lived happily ever after.

What shall we do with a drunken scallop?

MasterChef 2023, Episode 23: A Very Fancy Baby

Me everytime someone on this show makes a dessert.

Welcome to MasterChef Catch-up Weekend!

Sewing Bee 2023, Episode 2: Anti-Crocodile Dundee Agenda

The Magic School Bus’s trip to a cloning facility ran into some issues for Ms. Frizzle.

Where did I put that D-ring?

MasterChef 2023, Episode 22: Sisyphus’s Potatoes

By democratic vote, this is Right Said Fred now.

Turkey, are we still good?

Drag Race: All Stars 8, Episode 4: Mutual Combustion of Egos

I love this drink.

I have to apologise, I did not come up with the concept for this.

MasterChef 2023, Episode 21: The Travelling Apostrophe

That’s how I describe myself at parties.

Burn the witch!

MasterChef 2023, Episode 20: Hawaiian Pizza Chowder

‘Allo ‘Allo zis is Nighthawk.

This recap is kiki.

Sewing Bee 2023, Episode 1: Flamboyant Danish Seagull

This is very me coded.

Sleeves, what are they good for?

Glow Up, Series 5, Episode 4: Shakespearean Eyebrow Tragedy

She’s so Marie-AntoinetteCore.

Please keep your fingers out of the holes.

MasterChef 2023, Episode 19: Cracking Chekhov’s Eggs

I’ve never felt more unsafe.

Somebody please just pull the snail trigger.