She’s so Marie-AntoinetteCore.

Please keep your fingers out of the holes.

This is Hot’n’Juicy now. Feel old yet?

This recap died in the basement.

The Last Supper (Leonardo da Vinci, c. 1495–1498. Tempera on gesso, pitch and mastic.)

Anywhere can be Malibu if you try hard enough.

The number you have dialed is unavailable.

This recap will change colour when wet.

Big fan of the reboot of The Craft.

It’s the finale and Val Garland has finally grown to resent ever praising the cheekbone prosthetic.

OK, calm down Theresa May.

A Rebellion themed challenge? How timely.

I always wondered what happened to the MUAs once they were eliminated.

It’s a Social Media Is Bad, Actually heavy episode which does mean that we are forced to confront the fact we do in fact live in a society.

Me every week hoping that Nancé can have a little win as a treat.

Strap in, it’s an episode where the crushing reality that you’re now older than most people who go on reality TV really begins to sink in.

That cake you left out in the rain has come back to haunt you.