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Excuse me while I write an entire cartoon series about this trio of crime solvers, The Mystery Gang wont know what hit them!
We’ve reached the final showdown where the MUAs have to try not to crack under the pressure that is Duckie Thot’s intimidating levels of beauty.
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It’s that time of year again for Dom’s amazing pompom jumper has graced the television!
Are you ready to be made to feel guilty for liking things!? Grab your limited edition Finn and Jake plushies and LET’S GO!
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You know, just a casual Tuesday night on the BBC.
Blood! Pus! Kink! And more eyes than you can shake a stick at, this episode truly has it all!
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Ryley’s dedication to getting those branches to stay upright is admirable.
The fifth week of the competition and we’re taking the giant leap from ASOS to aliens – Neil Armstrong COULD NEVER.
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I too would like some sage advice from a woman sitting in a shopping trolley, please.
I would like to congratulate everyone for making it through an entire social media themed episode without once mentioning the word “Hashtag”. It’s what we call GROWTH.
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Is it possible to buy shares in Dolli’s inner corner highlight?
Have you ever wondered what Princess Margaret would look like if you pan-fried her for 15 minutes? Well good luck, because you’re about to find out.
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Welcome to the first episode of Britain’s Next Top Cat Burglar.
Have you ever wondered how irrationally angered you can be by 1 singular sequin? Get ready to find out.
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Hands up if you’ve ever tasted setting powder.
I’m so glad they’ve managed to find a way to safely film Glow Up as well as putting in measures to make it that much more inclusive, which has of course angered certain branches of Mumsnet but we can only count that as a win.
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