Celebrity MasterChef 2025, Episode 12: A Tongful of Peas

Diana and Endymion. Jean Honoré Fragonard, c. 1753/1756. Oil on canvas.

Are we all agreed that Alfie Boe has been taken hostage?

Oh my, what big eyes you’ve got!

Wait. Am I Italian?

Why can’t I hold all these parsnips?

This is not the opera singer you’re looking for.

The Firing Range Challenge is a bit dark.

Free hug with your recap.

The Shame Chimney may be gone but we do have the new Panic Corridor!

This recap contains 10 times the recommended amount of sugar.

The MasterChef to Jojo Siwa’s Boyfriend Pipeline.

What are you the self-declared monarchy of?

You… can say that, I guess.

Do you pan-fry milk here often?

I feel like 1 person called Antony Costa “Spag Bol Boy” 1 time and he’s been spiralling ever since.

This recap is a cube of radish.

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