Drag Race UK, Series 3, Episode 10: The Yuletide Murder Unicorn
Find someone that looks at you the way Anubis looks at a Dusty Springfield lipsync.
Welcome to the finale, we’ve got fun and reindeer games!
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Drag Race UK, Series 3, Episode 9: Cold, Dead and Shark-like
The auditions for the school nativity play were really hotting up.
Are you ready for the actual semi-final and possibly the most redundantly obvious episode of Drag Race?
Read MoreDrag Race UK, Series 3, Episode 8: Aurantiusness
can we give Pile of Joke Shop Items the crown?
Welcome to The Fake Semi-final of The Season That Never Ends!
Read MoreDrag Race UK, Season 3, Episode 7: The Siren’s Nyaing
Ella Vaday, Tit Whisperer.
I profusely apologise for this recap being up so late – life got in the way and by “life” I do mean a night out in Leeds which I did at least spend most of in a drag bar, so we’ll consider it research?
Read MoreDrag Race UK, Series 3, Episode 6: Beautiful Uncanny Android
There’s a lot to unpack here, not least of all the sketch of what looks like a Victorian baby crying tears of blood.
It is of course Snatch Game and once again it mostly led by a heaving bosom and a threat of nipple.
Read MoreDrag Race UK, Series 3, Episode 5: Three Guinea Pig Pile-up
The new Sugababes line-up looks interesting.
I don’t even know how to summarise this episode other than the fact it was pretty much an incoherent mess from beginning to end.
Read MoreDrag Race UK, Season 3, Episode 4: And None For Victoria.
Victoria doesn’t sit with us.
Welcome to Girl Group 101 with Professor Kitty Scott Claus, you can either major in The Social Dynamics of Girls Aloud or The Philosophy of Girl Power.
Read MoreDrag Race UK, Season 3, Episode 3: Abaddon at Pride
Hey! That’s River Medway’s thing!
Congratulations if you went into this episode unspoilt by A’whora!
Read MoreDrag Race UK, Season 3, Episode 2: Bovine Clara Bow
If Blair St, Clair can have shivering as a gimmick, I’m willing to allow River Medway to point her way to the semi-finals.
Are you ready for an episode of Drag Race UK that is somehow more chaotic than anything that happened on Drag Race Holland, a series seemingly entirely designed to be as unhinged as possible? Good, strap in.
Read MoreDrag Race UK, Season 3, Episode 1: A Sugar-coated Supernova
Can Sister Sister sue over this?
It’s back, perhaps a bit prematurely, Bimini hasn’t even had the time to release her damn book yet, but it’s not an unwelcome return and this group of queens seem like a lot of fun.
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