Celebrity MasterChef 2022, The Final: Rarely Sighted Erect Prawn
Very much me managing to get a recap out by 10am. There’s a backlog, I am aware.
It’s the final and sadly my write-in ballot for Kitty Scott-Claus was not taken seriously.
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Celebrity MasterChef 2022, Episode 17: Backfiring Hoisin Sauce
Celebrity MasterChef 2022, Episode 16: Batman’s Dinner Set
Coming Next Spring: Celebrity Mario Kart.
The word “Croquembouche” shall never be the same again.
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2022, Episode 15: Chocolate Sauce Threshold
I know it was a double bill episode, but it wasn’t *that* good.
Pies! Burgers! Emotions! This episode had it all.
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2022, Episode 14: Snowglobe of Stodge
Accidental Furry.
Mercifully this episode was saved from becoming the stuff of Lost Media Legend.
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2022, Episode 13: A Suspiciously Torodian Mannequin
And thus ends Kitty’s reading of I Malavoglia for Drag Queen Story Hour.
How many Mel Blatts does it take to cater for 70 people?
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2022, Episode 12: The Dessert Cavalry
Would you? Would you really?
It’s the last of our quarterfinals and Ryan Thomas is doing everything in his power to not have a complete breakdown.
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2022, Episode 11: Palpable Straight Panic
Celebrity MasterChef 2022, Episode 10: The Great Fishmonger in the Sky
Me any time someone decides to tweet about drag queen discourse.
Have you ever wondered how many awful things a group of 5 people could do to fish in only 60 minutes? Wonder no more.
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2022, Episode 9: Chekhov’s Peanut Butter
And here we see Lesley Joseph being questioned about her crimes against tarts.
How many times can Chekhov ruin one man’s day?
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