Celebrity MasterChef 2022, Episode 8: Recreational Paprika

I certainly didn’t have “Acapella Mariachi Band” on my MasterChef Bingo Card.

Welcome to a full fat recap of Celebrity Masterchef.

Screaming, crying, throwing up.

Have you ever wondered how many times 1 man can invite an avocado to the wrong party?

Well there’s a horrible mental image.

Content Warning: Deconstructed Lasagnes.

Paint me like one of your bald men watching pies.

In this episode we’re testing skills and Freddy Forster’s patience!

He’s a choirmaster, twisted choirmaster.

Welcome to Celebrity MasterChef’s Heat 2: Chris Eubank Boogaloo!

If you pull a silly face I might pause the episode and then you’ll be stuck like that.

It’s the first quarterfinal and Danny Jones is playing by MasterChef: The Professionals’s portioning rules.

Ah yes, the face of meringue regret.

Tonight the role of Danny Jones shall be played by a hive of bees in a skin suit.

Nothing has changed since her turn on Strictly 11 years ago then.

Welcome to Faye Winter’s Spicy Nightmare!

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