Pottery Throwdown 2022, Episode 2: Ancient Egyptian Veterinary Apparatus

Now it’s a party.
In this week’s episode Pet Wars heats up and we ponder “What came first: the ceramic chicken or the ceramic egg?”
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Now it’s a party.
In this week’s episode Pet Wars heats up and we ponder “What came first: the ceramic chicken or the ceramic egg?”
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But can we talk about how nice the bathtub they got Willow was?
It’s back and this time we’re wasting not time in getting to an elimination – apparently mercilessly bullying the social media manager for a year gets results.
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Images that precede unfortunate events.
It’s quite impressive that they managed to take 16 candidates for The Apprentice on a cruise ship and it not result in anyone wearing a captain’s hat at any point.
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I for one salute our new pottery overlords.
It’s back, so pour yourself a nice ceramic bottle of milk, sit back and let’s pretend like I know what I’m talking about!
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Paint me like one of your French turkeys.
I hadn’t initially intended to recap the festive MasterChef specials but then Oti Mabuse showed up and Su Pollard did something awful to fruit and I truly had no choice.
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WHO. MADE. THE. BOAT?
Well, we did it guys. We’ve made it to the final and I’ve still got most of my fingerprints in tact. 3 more years of this and I’ll be an unstoppable cat burglar!
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Lock him in a temple of snakes and call him Cassandra.
It’s the final, and it’s an incredibly close run race. You might even say there is but 2 inches of clingfilm between them all…
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*he sips in French*
It’s the penultimate episode so I hope you’re ready for a 40 minute advert for a restaurant you can’t afford to go to without selling your first born child!
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That’s a pretty accurate summary of Marcus Wareing.
And thus we enter Finals Week with a flash of fire, a puff of smoke and bleary-eyed exhaustion.
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I needed a striking header imagine and I’m afraid it was this or Neil Jones looking like your Bad Vibes Uncle. Consider me merciful.
It’s the last hump before The Final and somehow the Halloween pro dance continues to haunt me. You’ve been warned.
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