MasterChef 2022, Episode 3: Existentialist Bhaji
That’s certainly one way to win MasterChef.
If anyone had “Beef Jewellery” on their MasterChef 2022 Bingo Card, let me know because I will give you £50.
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MasterChef 2022, Episode 2: The Proverbial Coq au Framboise
Me after finishing this recap after a weekend that I can only describe as “very not sober”.
Once again, I must apologise for the delay of these recaps – it will only be for this week unless there’s some other holiday this weekend that means I’m 6 cocktails deep before midday. Bottomless brunch, amiright?
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MasterChef 2022, Episode 1: The Father, The Son and The Holy Ravioli
That awkward moment when you realise you don’t have three hands.
It’s back and… apparently it’s going to be bigger than ever because now we have Audition Rounds tacked onto the beginning of it!
Read MoreDrag Race, Season 14, Episode 11: A Corseted Deer in The Headlights
The British were indeed a mistake.
Welcome to The Lipsync LaLaPaRuZa! Where you can decide if the loser was actually the bottom 7 or DeJa who had to get in full drag to sit in the Werk Rom for several hours.
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That’s a lot of words for “a café”.
It’s the penultimate episode, which can only mean one thing: Interviews and the triumphant return of Claude!
Read MoreDrag Race, Season 14, Episode 10: Ponytail Wiglette
My name is Michelle Visage, and I am probably the greatest detective in the world.
From not being able to eliminate anyone because they were all too good to not being able to choose who to eliminate because everyone was so incredibly bad. It is the season that shall never end.
Read MoreThe Apprentice, Series 16, Episode 10: Tiny Jar of Death
Ah yes, the universal The Apprentice audience experience.
You’ve heard of the rock band Babyshambles? Get ready for straight up Baby Shambles.
Read MoreDrag Race UK vs The World, Series 1, The Final: Purgatorial Cabaret Scene
Elizabeth I on the 8th of February 1587.
So, how did you find out who won? Was it the premature Spotify posting? Mo Heart congratulating Blu Hydrangea at 21:36? Or did you make it to the end of the episode?
Read MorePottery Throwdown 2022, The Final: Poddington Pea Death Mask
If you stare for too long into the abyss, the abyss quacks back.
It’s the finale! And once again we’re doing Garden Week, this time with 100% less gnomes, it was the only way to get Cellan to come back to Gladstone.
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