Ariadne Reviews

Your Premium Reality TV Recapping Nightmare

MasterChef 2023, Episode 19: Cracking Chekhov’s Eggs

I’ve never felt more unsafe.

Somebody please just pull the snail trigger.

Eurovision 2023, Grand Final, Part 2: Chronically Online Glam Metal

May the best Queen of Kings win!

TRAKTORA!

Drag Race: All Stars 8, Episode 3: Most Unholy Matrimony

Insidious (Wan, James. 2010)

Where IS the fashion in the Diaper Baby Hotdog?

MasterChef 2023, Episode 18: Black Market Liver Farm

Oh, I know a guy that can arrange that.

Welcome to the Tacossaince.

MasterChef 2023, Episode 17: Cheese Casino

She’s back and she’s face-ier than ever.

Draw me like one of your MasterChef judges.

Eurovision 2023, Grand Final, Part 1: Not Like Other Girls Reflex

Onwards brave steed! (Steeds?)

It’s crazy, it’s party.

Glow Up, Series 5, Episode 3: Blood Taxonomy

This is Hot’n’Juicy now. Feel old yet?

This recap died in the basement.

MasterChef 2023, Episode 16: Chili Antoinette

A tablespoon for the pot, a serving spoon for chef.

Warning, this recap reaches 300-degree hot takes.

Drag Race: All Stars 8, Episode 2: Premier Drag Hobbit

Raise your hand if you have been personally victimised by Heidi N Closet.

Are you ready for a lesson in Catgirls?

Drag Race: All Stars 8, Episode 1: Impractical Pyjamas

She’s armed and dangerous!

Where are the sound engineers, I just wanna talk.