Celebrity MasterChef 2023, Episode 7: Guinea Pig Waitstaff

Hello? Is this thing on?
Nobody mention the elephant humming a catchy advert jingle in the room.
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2023, Episode 6: Sticky Toffee Tiger Fight
Celebrity MasterChef 2023, Episode 5: Fistfuls of Unsexy Noodles

Nothing has ever felt more like a hostage situation.
Deep down, we all feel like Mrs. Doubtfire.
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2023, Episode 4: Six-sided Duck Dice
Celebrity MasterChef 2023, Episode 3: Potato Operated Werewolf

Contrary to popular belief, this is not a dating show.
Please accept these three (3) chocolate truffles as an apology for my lateness.
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2023, Episode 2: Sirloin Multiplication Table
Celebrity MasterChef 2023, Episode 1: Rapidly Depressurised Blobfish
Sewing Bee 2023, The Final: Certified Mother Figure

Things you don’t want to hear a surgeon saying No. 42
I couldn’t not write about the final.
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