Celebrity MasterChef 2021, Episode 9: His Inner Dinner Lady

We’re going to have rechristen the MasterChef Isolation Chimney to The MasterChef Happy Naptime Crèche.

Our penultimate Quarter-final and for once no seafood was harmed in the making of this episode!

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Celebrity MasterChef 2021, Episode 8: Alphonso Magoo

Narrator Voice: It was not going to be great.

Well, if this episode did anything it was has put my claim to be The Cassandra of TV Cookery Competitions into disrepute as a great injustice falls – and I’m not even talking about the things they did to the eggs!

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