Game of Wool 2025, Episode 7: Ravenous Bath Mats

Same, babe.

I’ll tell you where you can stick those 2kg balls of wool…

This is how I write the recaps.

We call this fashionably late.

Truly deserving winners of the inaugural Strictly Come Dancing Peace Prize.

Diva down!

Diana and Endymion. Jean Honoré Fragonard, c. 1753/1756. Oil on canvas.

Are we all agreed that Alfie Boe has been taken hostage?

Oh my, what big eyes you’ve got!

Wait. Am I Italian?

Why can’t I hold all these parsnips?

This is not the opera singer you’re looking for.

Instant Dance appears to be spreading.

Strap in, we’ve got a man to humble!

Any hole is a goal!

The 3 rules of television: Don’t work with kids, don’t work with animals and don’t work with lace.

We live in a society.

Hands up if you’ve ever been victimised by a lack of sauce.

To borrow a quote from my grandfather: “You’re very silly and your mother dresses you funny.”

Instant Dance: Just Add Water!

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