Strictly 2023, Blackpool Week: High Speed Medium-sized Horse

Hold tight spidermonkey.

Missing: One 10 Paddle. Pale, medium build – last seen about a year ago.

Coming to the West End next Spring: Bacon Grease.

Why must Egg Yolks continue to suffer?

Me hoping every contestant will be the next Cod Cheek Omelette.

So… frozen meringue, huh?

I had nowhere else I could use this screenshot.

Ynav eht nioj.

The buttons have been banished and nature is healing.

This recap has been cryogenically frozen.

The Mask (1994, Chuck Russell)

I wrote this recap in 17 minutes.

“To good health and Blackpool Plot Armour”

This recap is my listening face.

She can see time.

How many awful things could possibly happen to one crab?

Catch of the day!

This is Recapography.

It’s only about a fistful of butter, but sure.

Now with 100% less exploding blenders!

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