Glow up, Series 7, Episode 5: Rotational Chachki Fracas

Alarmingly convincing Val Garland cosplay.

Welcome to a Legally Distinct Recap.

Close enough, welcome back Princess Diana.

Sorry this is late, I was busy filling out application forms with the lyrics to The Cheeky Song.

Me getting ready to try get a second free sample.

We’re holding space for the Drophead.

Sitting alone in the VIP.

I’m so into meditation right now.

Wanted: Courage.

You better not be dressed like a sexy inner tube when I get home.

there has never been a more stressful moment of television than watching Steve’s amphora spin around at 100mph.

Thou shalt not post.

Logging on.

Recaps were very popular in southern Europe throughout the 1500s.

Something, something, something, NHS waiting times, something, something, something.

I hope you like green.

Me after watching even 5 minutes of the news.

Fenton? Fenton! FENTON!

Everything reminds me of him.

You’ll never look at a beetroot the same way ever again.

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