Strictly Come Dancing 2022, THE FINAL: Horndog Test

At this point we’re just going to have to release a Strictly line at Schuh.

How much choice can a couple choose if a couple chooses couple’s choice.

They paid good money for that overly large table in lockdown, they’re not about to get rid of it now!

I’m here to absolve your pineapple sins.

We need to address the fact that pasta is obviously covered in half a tube of tomato puree and NOTHING else.

Was it worth it, The Football? WAS IT?

“Why are you booing me? I’m Seven!”

What happens under the motorway, stays under the motorway.

Wow, tough crowd.

Sadly, we’ll never find out what Han and Chewie had for breakfast.

Intense Embarrassing Parents Energy.

Stuffing a carrot is the first sign of madness.

Whaddya mean you’ve got to halve the hair budget?

Put on your best hat, we’ve got somewhere to be!

Well, we’ve all had this dream.

Welcome to Musicals Week where the boots aren’t the only things that are kinky.

I hope everyone gets 5 sessions of complementary therapy after the show.

The future is crab.

I shall never know peace until I have the answer.

Content Warning: Clingfilm.

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